Guys, my ASSHOLE is bleeding. *SERIOUS thread*

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    Ever since I started bulking 3 weeks ago hardcore I have been shitting 3x/day or so. From the constant wiping of my asshole and shitting, ive noticed blood on my toilet paper, my friend whos a doctor said it was just from constant defecation and wiping that was causing my hershey stinkhole to get irritated.

    is there anything i can rub inside of my shitchucker to calm it down a bit and soothe it? i eat enough fiber so i dont know. anyone else experience there shithole resembling a bloody poz cock invitational tournament??
     
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    Use baby wipes instead..

    you arent constipated? Usually even if I feel like i'm giving birth, i would only have this problem if i was dehydrated or constipated...

    my friend also told me he gets this problem after a weeekend of blow :mamoru: but i wouldnt know because i'm not a dumb ass coke head :bigthumb:
     
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    i havent done drugs in like 3 weeks man. and ive never received a cock in my ass (yet at least)
     
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    my shit comes out just fine, not constipated but i drop some serious fucking logs, and i mean just wiping by itself apparently can cause that.
     
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    polysporin
     
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    a ton of metamucil and stop drinking milk.... Milk makes my shit way less solid and metamucil hardens it a bit.... Also it combines all your craps into usually 1-2 a day max rather than letting a constant stream of dook flow from your rear. You'll shit less often and it will be far less messy so you'll need to wipe less.

    Can't nobody touch my knowledge of the poopin game son.
     
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    I havent drank milk at all, its not in my diet.....just whey isolate
     
  9. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    get baby wipes with aloe first of all, second put some neosporin on your dirt knot before bed...pretty simple..hate the game son...
     
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    add in the metamucil 2x daily and see if it helps. don't go taking 5 servings either cause then you won't shit for a week and when you do they'll need to sew you back up.


    and baby wipes are a great idea
     
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    :bowrofl:

    Only bateman would get away with posting like this by saying he's actually serious.
     
  12. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    umm actually im willing to bet he is serious, been there done that...
     
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    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    I really hate to admit it, but this has happened to me once. Even worse it was on a trip to Vegas with 8hrs of drive time. :ugh:

    Like Pur said, slap some neosporin on that bad boy. Mine cleared up in a week or so. Never came back either.
     
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    Too much bulking does this to me too. Take more fiber, but you can still eat as much. I noticed eating a huge meal before bed made me have a huge brick-like shit in the morning. So stop eating before you go to sleep and drink more water before bed, along with fiber.
     
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    i came in to say baby wipes with aloe and put some lotion on the browneye
     
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    baby wipes
     
  18. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    :rofl: @ un
     
  19. Frank Dux

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    Same thing happened to me actually...

    This is what works..

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    Charmin Adult Wipes

    I have not gone back to toilet paper since. My asshole feels cleaner and better than ever. :mamoru:
     
  20. Patrick Bateman

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    UPDATE:

    Just took a shower and rubbed Aloe vera deep inside my asshole along with some collagen body lotion/shower gel shit my girl had left here (i txted her and told her that i had to use some for my asshole because im a disgusting piece of shit and see how far i can push it). anyways it feels a lot better now, and im going to do the same later tonight, it feels great having a finger with aloe/smooth lotion up there regardless if my ass is bleeding or not, so i may continue this. sometimes i do the same with jacuzzi jets. its relaxing. no homo though.
     
  21. Mr. Pelham

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    Hem's bro...hems....
     
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    HAHHA finally im not the only one suffering from this
     
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    make sure youre also using some seriously soft toilet paper. i try to buy shit that has the most pink and most fluffy bears or nice looking creature designs on the package, guaranteed to be soft
     
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    :rofl:
     
  25. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    I don't know why, but I laughed my ass of reading that comment. :rofl:
     
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