Guys-- anyone else get crazy distance ...

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  1. TenSteel

    TenSteel Ted Cruz suicide hotline OT Supporter

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    when you cum? Sometimes if it's my first time of the day, I can litterally toss the stuff 3-4 feet, sometimes more. No joke.
     
  2. TankedOutSuicide

    TankedOutSuicide These aren't the DJs were looking for...

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    mmm yea i can do a good distance on a good day but with girls they always swallow so i cant tell sometimes :big grin:
     
  3. Original

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    Depends on how often i've jacked off and how turned on I am.. but yeah, sometimes :naughty:
     
  4. NeedGTI'02

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    Someone will probably call BS, but if it is the first of the day (or the first for 2 days), often times it will be 4 or 5 feet...so you're not alone - not sure why I can do this...
     
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    You guys should get together and have a contest! woo hoo! You can make some money charging for admission!
     
  6. quickone

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    mine doesnt shoot for shit....maybe a little hop if I wait a week.
     
  7. Neuman

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    chicks dig dudes who can squirt.
     
  8. Mr.wonderful

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    I can shoot about average length, but I shoot huge loads. like 3 table spoons full. if I'd have to guess. which is freaking messy.
     
  9. Error

    Error ¿ti†le øut-of_order

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    I was going to shoot on a girl's face last week, and the first shot went flying past her head and hit her BF on the chest :rofl:

    She swallowed the rest :o

    Then her BF nut in her ass :o

    What a good night that was :naughtyd:
     
  10. naughtie

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. TenSteel

    TenSteel Ted Cruz suicide hotline OT Supporter

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    distance contest :rofl:
     
  12. waffler

    waffler Errrbuddy in this bitch get tipsy

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    if i havent jerked for like a couple days itll go 10ft if i want and be like a cup of cum!
     
  13. naughtie

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    You mean it will drop like 10 feet if you are standing on a rooftop?











    :rofl:
     
  14. naughtie

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    haha! Tuvok, despite your sexy black Vulcan name, I know you are a girl. Now if you can squirt 3 feet? ..... :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
     
  15. Heyhey

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    :rofl: :mamoru:
     
  16. NeedGTI'02

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    FTR, I measured the other day (1st time I have done this) and, sitting at my desk chair, I aimed it straight out, and let it go - I got about 6ft 9 inches. I am happy.
     
  17. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    I can't do this unless I haven't had sex for months on end.

    But that hasn't happened in over 10 years.
     
  18. NeedGTI'02

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    It's interesting, though - I also have huge loads...but I mean, what is the point of this? There is NO reason that I need to be able to shoot so far...
     
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    if I'm getting road head I can jizz for hundreds of feet :bcr:
     
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    Error ¿ti†le øut-of_order

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    :rofl: I shot so hard last night it went up her nose. She was coughing for a good five minutes :o :rofl:
     
  21. JohnAcres

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    One time I hit the wall across from where I was jerking off and it dripped down onto my roomates lamp and baked on. It must have been a good 8 - 10 ft, but it was also fairly impotent and voluminus, needless to say he doesn't know yet nor needs to know until he questions what the hell is on his lamp.
     
  22. Yes have some!

    Yes have some! Active Member

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    I have shot it up over my head. I can also give myself a facial...happened accidentally once...they girl who was jerking me off got a kick out of it:mamoru:
     

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