GUN Gun crew, let's have some fun...

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  1. KNYTE

    KNYTE I'm Not Kidding.

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    Here we will fabricate myths and misconceptions about other tools and every day items in comparison to how guns are viewed by a portion of the public.

    Be as zany as you like with what you use and their catastrophic effects on society.

    To start us off....

    High-powered assault blenders cause more deaths per year than suicides, car wrecks, bee stings, and atomic detonations combined.

    There is no need to have a vacuum cleaner with a removable "can"-style bin. It just allows the owner to reload faster and do more damage to innocent children. All vacuum cleaners, except those used by the military, should be the old "bag" style.

    Hand-drills are unsafe and should not be allowed to be carried out in the open. What time do we live in where a man can walk around with a Black & Decker hanging from his tool belt for all to see?
     
  2. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    High-speed donor-mobiles (motorcycles) cause more deaths per year than nuclear meltdowns, marijuana overdoses, and electric window motor-related deaths do COMBINED.
     
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    mattsb2000 OT Supporter

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    haha I have a vacuum cleaner with a collapsible stock. I considered making a thread asking if it was CA legal.
     
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    sprite Active Member

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    The leading cause of death amongst homosexual men is asphyxiation after becoming entangled in their paracord weaving arts & crafts projects. Many people mistakenly assume it is super aids, but those people are wrong. Its paracord related arts & crafts. Specifically bracelets. And also monkey fists. But mostly bracelets.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Well played, sir :cool::bowdown:
     
  7. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    CA crew: thinking of getting a multi-tool. i can't remember how many fold out items i'm allowed to have, any input?
     
  8. Jake!

    Jake! Guest

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    start a thread in the main forum with that title
     
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    NY crew: I think my hammer is classified as an assault weapon and illegal. I can hit things more than 10 times without replacing the head of the hammer, and it has a "pistol" type grip. I better run the serial on it, and find out if it's preban. If not, I'm going to have to remove the handle, and add a fixed stock.

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  11. KNYTE

    KNYTE I'm Not Kidding.

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    I just want to put things into perspective for everyone here. Since I created this thread over 20,000 people have been temporarily blinded by flashlights that were not properly secured and fell into the hands of children.
     
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  13. If we can save just one child...
     
  14. hsmith

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    Since thousands of people die a year falling down stairs, I propose a license to use stairs. You must pass a stair walking background check as well as prove your skills for operating your legs on stairs. If you are found to be using stairs without a license, you will be locked in jail for 10 years.

    Escalators are considered "automatic" stairs and will require a $200 tax stamp to use. These will require another license that is restricted to a certain make of "automatic stair." If you wish to use another model of stair, you will need to apply for another $200 stamp. To acquire one of these stamps, you must submit to a background check, fingerprinting, and a LEO signoff. Usage of unauthorized "automatic stairs" without a license will result in 25 years of prison per set of "automatic stairs" used. What makes a set of stairs "automatic stairs" is the electronic engine crank, so all engine cranks must be registered with The Bureau of Stairs and Chairs (BSC).
     
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    Nah, just ban stairs. Or legs. Either way will be effective.
     
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    You can either:

    1) Take off screwdriver

    or

    2) Lock the knife so it can't be used in the "open" position

    or

    3) Make it so you have to hit a button with a tool to open it
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    BTW

    Which penis pumps are on the CA approved list? Do they need to have a loaded chamber indicator?
     
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    if you cant tell a penis pump is loaded, you are in need of surgery
     
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    more people here are killed by our wildlife than guns, sling shots, rocks, knives, spoons, forks, ladles and spatulas combined.
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    1000's of people die per year from taking hot loads



























    (no homo)
     
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    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    there have been a lot of nailgun head injuries lately in the news... luckly none have been child related yet, that i've noticed... but how long until it happens??? we need to restrict them now, before these potential child killers.
     
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    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    any automatic saw, of any design should be restricted... more civilian finger lose is connected to these items, then dog bites/fingering skanks/dehooking sharks combined... anyone who is not a professional, should be limited to handpowered saws... cushioned handles and lights should not be added to them, because it makes them easier to use.
     
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    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    lawn tractors... more children lose body parts, or die from these... then jabbing a bear with a stick.
     
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    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    sticks used to jab bears... more hikers die from jabbing bears with sticks, then from peanut butter.
     
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    Peanut butter chokes thousands every year, even more than will die from Chihuahua annoyance.
     

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