Grip Crew: You reached the 'stuff disintergrates in my hands' point yet?

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  1. Maestro Nobones

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    I've always broken stuff a lot, but now it's getting ridiculous. anything that is a pull top or tab that used to tear cleanly off of the packaging just shreds in my fingers... everyday items like silverware I have to be careful with or it just kinda melts... the other day I was absentmindedly gripping the plastic sleeve on the shopping cart handle and the shit just snapped off the brackets :bowrofl:

    :werd: post your "I crush you" stories if you got em
     
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  3. Maestro Nobones

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    well duh, that's a given :rolleyes:
     
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    It all happend after a great squat workout. Generally the best day for gripping anyways. I had popped my Animal Pack in that morning and had been on an hour long rampage at the gym. Nothing could stop be. I fucking owned that place and put so much fear into the hearts of the other members that even girls who weren't pregnant has instant misscaragies.

    I got home still fucking psyced up and my heart was still pounding. Man the test was flowing strong that day. I logged on to myspace and found some nice jail bait to look at, got the little grouch hard as a rock. I started jerkin my shit and what the fuck it was like instant warm lube. I was confused then I looked down and I had pulles the skin of my dick right off. there was nothing there but a 10 inch bloody lenght of cock. I couldnt let that shit stop be so I just keep going at it. It would make for the best orgasam ever. Then FUCK! My now blood hand hit me in the face. I had jerked so hard that I pulled it right off! No bother, I took at a grade 9 bolt from my bag oh and it hurt and the pictures made it on BME so I'll save you the details but I hooked that shit pack up better than new. And a few minutes later i had a fucking god damn glorious bloody nut busted. Then I feel over in a heep and passed out.

    That was fucking animal.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: wow. just wow.
     
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    I have strong hands and have no problems. Just use what is needed to get the job done.
     
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    Everything I touch... dies. :wtc:
     
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    I hate to tell ya this man, but you've got a small dick. Myabe thats why you crunk so much, trying to compensate?
     
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    my cock can crunk the HG500. but the cock is not the legal body part used to close grippers so it remains unoffical still.
     
  11. Maestro Nobones

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    :wtf: is this like saying "I ran/played basketball in high school so I don't need to work my legs"?
     
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    I CAN CLOSE A CC#1 5 TIMES AND THE WORLD IS FALLING DOWN AROUND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lc
     
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    that reminds me of the book Of Mice and Men.

    some JACKED guy loved small animals but his friend would never let him keep one because they always die while he pets them :eek3:
     
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    #2 and 3 had me :rofl: :bowdown:
     
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    Damn, its small and weak. That really sucks bro, maybe there are support groups for this kind of thing.
     
  16. Grouch

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    yes you would know all about such things wouldn't you.:wtc:
     
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    I would, not only am I the True Captain if Crunk but I can plate-pinch 4 45's with my cock
     
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    superbri, stop trying to be cool we all know you dont have any friends:fawk:
     
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    lifting, studying and crunking your mom
     
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    I just closed the 200 for the first time :hs:
     
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    WIN!
     
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    classes started monday for me
     
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    I was immediately humbled by the 250 :mamoru:
     
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    I need a 250 :hs:, I just have the 100-200 and the 200 is hose clamped. :wtc:

    I need a source of income. Would anybody like to pay me for diesel weasel style videos? :noes:
     
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    everything i touch turns into gold :dunno:
     
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