Great lines to get someone in bed?

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  1. Vysion

    Vysion New Member

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    So I saw the movie Iron Man last night, and at the beginning where a female reporter is talking to the main character doing a mini interview as he was leaving the casino, he said a great line. The reporter lady obviously didn't like him because she was hounding him with questions about being a war profiteer. But then she asked him "Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your whole life?" and he replies, "No, but I'm prepared to lose a few with you."
    And in the next scene they are both back at his place ready to fuck each others brains out. Despite her being against everything he stands for she still wanted to fuck him.

    Now I understand it is just a movie, but I would like to believe that shit like that happens in RL.

    So OT men, have you ever said something to a girl you just met that instantly made her want to fuck you?
    And OT women, has a guy ever said something to you that just got your motor running and made you want to jump his bones?
     
  2. tqpolo

    tqpolo ***** Platinum Member OT Supporter

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    The line did not make her want to sleep with him, she already wanted to sleep with him.
     
  3. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    "Here is $20, how about a blow job"

    Edit: This line will work on hookers 99% of the time :bowdown:
     
  4. Vysion

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    I was just using it as an example... but I believe it did.
     
  5. Vysion

    Vysion New Member

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    Are you being serious? or joking? I'm looking for serious answers...
     
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    tqpolo ***** Platinum Member OT Supporter

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    Trust me, no line could make a girl do anything more than what she doesn't want to do.
     
  7. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Joking. There is no magic line
     
  8. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Do as Tony Stark did. Express your interest unabashedly as directly as possible. Women want sex, give it to them.
     
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    He's right. I saw it on Pimps Up Ho's Down.
     
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    A thought experiment: is there anything a repulsive girl could say to you to get you to sleep with her? But if it's a girl you're attracted to, she can merely flirt. So, I guess if you are someone they would want it's easy and if you're not, then it doesn't matter.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Attainability can increase your attractiveness for girlls too... so the act of inviting her to do it with you can change the situation.
     
  12. Vysion

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    I don't think it works that way... men aren't as picky/choosy about the woman they sleep with. As long as the girl is some what good looking she could say anything to the guy and he'd want to fuck her. But women are more picky towards the guys they take to bed.
     
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    If a fat ugly girl were to say "make me your bitch/whore. use me, slap me around, and pimp me out to your friends for money" i would certainly get a semi.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Raggity Man Lets share the milk of human kindness

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  16. XaPU!M

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    :rofl:
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    So true. I wanted to sleep with Tony Stark during that scene.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    As did we all.
     
  19. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    I have told a girl what I would do to her if only she came back to my place.

    Worked well, but we already had sex so it was more reminding her then a random pick up
     
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    [​IMG]

    "I want you to make me your bitch/whore. Use me, slap me around, and pimp me out to your friends for money!" ;)
     
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    its not what you say, its how you say it
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    "Hi my name is _____"
     
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    eljefedetonto OT Supporter

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    Saying men aren't as picky is a bit of a misnomer and a generalization, most men certainly are picky - but they tend to be different things. Although when it comes to a one night stand sort of situation men and women tend to be roughly equal in their topical/shallow qualifications, granted if both people are fully aware that it's a one night stand and nothing more there's not a whole lot of thought put into it.
     
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    snl :cool:
     

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