Gotta loose 20lbs in two weeks

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  1. Paulie Walnuts

    Paulie Walnuts Im an agent of chaos

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    What is the best way to do this? I have a job interview and I need to get my bulk off even if its all water. PLEASE HELP!
     
  2. Skeletor

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    don't eat anything for 2 weeks. You will probably lose 15 pounds, and hopefully die.
     
  3. MaineSucks

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  4. Skeletor

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    yes I've heard Double Negro Penetration does wonders in weight loss.
     
  5. MaineSucks

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    its actually Donkey Nut Polishing... helluva workout
     
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    PepsiMax New Member

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    You're worse than Kotu.
     
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    temp Coach of the Year.

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    steel cut oats and pin pulls.
     
  8. Skeletor

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    Okay this makes 2 threads you've rode my nuts in... Should I stop slamming it in your pooper and let you please me orally, or are you fine continuing in this manner?
     
  9. Steve325

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    who are you and do you even work out?
     
  10. Skeletor

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    Yes, I do, and shouldn't I be asking who you are since you've been here for a month?
     
  11. gubment cheese

    gubment cheese New Member

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    um...he's been here since...fuck it, nevermind
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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  13. Skeletor

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    1)reg date: jun 2006

    2)doesn't know the infamous skeletor

    3)loves penis in his butt



    no reason to assume he's been here any longer than his reg date says :dunno:
     
  14. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    idiot
     
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    gubment cheese New Member

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    cut your head off :dunno:
     
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    obviously you haven't been here very long either if you don't know who he is
     
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    What job is it? REason?

    Go to ghetto....ask a black guy "Yo nigga hows I loose 20lbs in 2 weeks" go with what he says.
     
  19. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    He's an OG that apparently lost his account
     
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    Run to the kristy kreme and pick me up some donuts and run them to my place in mpls. Do that like 10 times a day.
     
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    You're not going to lose 20 fucking pounds in two weeks, at least in any thing close to a healthy manner. In two weeks you can lose 5lbs of fat, which acutally would be a great two week progress (you dont want to lose muscle).
     
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    banned twice for racism I think :rofl:
     
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    wtf job interview are you going on?
     
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    You're fucked :dunno: Is this a military/law enforcement job or something? Best you can do is go very low-carb/high protein/low calorie (PSMF type) and hope to lose some fat and a ton of water.
     
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