Well...okay...not really. I was jokingly fucking with my coaches a couple weeks ago and said, "Come on, guys, tapped a brown belt, won a men's blue belt, won X amount of tournaments at blue belt...one tip! Just one!" This, of course, immediately resulted in me getting pwned that night by every high rank. Well, after a private with Roli, Matt comes onto the mat with a way to evil grin on his face, grabs my belt, and wraps a white with sparkly gold writing "Great Effort" TKD sticker around it, insisting that if I don't keep in on my belt through Pan Ams that I'll be kicked out of the gym.