GUN Got a letter from HK

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  1. chakup

    chakup Guest

    In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards...

    But it doesn't matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks... If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

    At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civillians. Because you suck, and we hate you.

    Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn't fit any accesories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn't it? Yeah, you know you want one.

    And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don't need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you we re a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we've fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don't believe us, it is because you aren't a real operator.

    By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you're civillians, so we won't sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you'll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you'll be back, you always do.

    Buy our stuff.

    Sincerely,

    HK Marketing Department
     
  2. ZCP M3

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    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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  5. chakup

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    I hadn't seen it, least not I could remember and thought it was funny.
     
  6. I haven't seen this one either. I loled.
     
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  8. Paul Revere

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    holy shit i got that same letter too :eek5:




    a long ass time ago
     
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    The USP is garbage.
     
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    are hk guns really that bad?
     
  11. James Hook

    James Hook Never trust a government that doesn't trust its ow

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    bad ass, faggot.
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    And yet still funny.

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  13. chakup

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    See you're not an operator.
     
  14. Keesh

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    :rofl: always funny
     
  15. Paul Revere

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    i still want a USPc :hs:
     
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    these used to be fun... but it's all been done before.
     
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    Oleg FTW

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  19. My local gun store has an operator-black SL8 for $2300. If I buy it will people like me?
     
  20. Admitted

    Admitted I shouldn't be on OT right now.

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    Service customer?
     
  21. McCroskey

    McCroskey Jonny, what can you make out of this? OT Supporter

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    I still want a Mk23.....because it's a foot long.
     
  22. RebootEnzo

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    I have an HK USP most bad ass handgun evar. I sometimes post over on the HK forums and they don't act like that at all. Oh and HK customer service does suck.
     
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    oh.

    thanks for your input.

    i'm sure everyone will be sure to edit their posts to reflect this new and insightful information.
     
  24. Sloi

    Sloi Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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    Of all the handguns I've had, the USP is the only one I've kept. I can't speak for anyone else, but it's simply the best pistol I've personally had the pleasure to shoot.

    Do tell, why do you think they're garbage? Is it because they

    - practically don't jam,
    - don't require aftermarket parts to function adequately,
    - easily make ragged holes up to 20 yards out?

    Wow, I totally understand your frustration. Who would want such crap??
     
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    I don't have the link, but a guy put his Glock 21 through 11ty torture tests and it's still shooting great, and the USP failed on the very first try.

    Now, I like the USP, and I'd consider one as a range-piece... But for reliability (especially out-of-box) you don't beat a glock.
     

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