MMA goldberg-isms that bother you

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  1. Maestro Nobones

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    "teeing away"
     
  2. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    I hate how he says his sentences backwards. "having a great round is BJ Penn."

    And of course...
    "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."
     
  3. Exiled

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    I like the goldberg-isms, I think they are awesome and goldberg and rogan are the shit.
     
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  5. Bryan

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    I just can't stand his fucking stare. Like he wants to grab Rogan's face and tear his eyes out with his teeth.
     
  6. Maestro Nobones

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    he's not a bad announcer, he just says retarded shit sometimes :rofl:
     
  7. roose

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    all his cheesy lines are rehearsed.
     
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    Right, because if you spoke on tv for a living, you wouldnt practice what you were going to fucking say. :coolugh:
     
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    The best sports announcers don't sound like they have a bunch of canned lines.
     
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    God you people disgust me sometimes
     
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    [y]1q7z4nAvXwU[/y]

    'we're friends. hah.'
     
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    CyberEye Oh god, the voices

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    I loved the "oh no he didn't!" last night
     
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    "Are you kidding me!?!?"
     
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    "<insert any fighter bobbing his head & shoulders> exhibiting some great head movement"
     
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    looks like he sees the face of god on the side of Rogans head
     
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    "onto the round labeled number 2"

    :weak:
     
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    Anderson's precision is so... precise.
     
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    <With Kenny Florian as the cohost>

    "OMG JOE!! He just got rocked!"
     
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    SO YOU WANT TO BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER!?!

    THIS MAY BE THE BEST (insert random descriptor here)FIGHT WE'VE EVER WITNESSED IN THE OCTAGON!
     
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    I still say if I win the lottery I'll give a two week notice at work and every day during those two weeks I'd hire Bruce Buffer to announce me first thing in the morning and at the end of the day I'd leave and Goldberg would say "AND IT IS ALLLLL OVER!" Would probably get old quick but I'd ride it out.
     
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    I get more irritated at Joe Rogan saying the same shit than Goldberg.

    As soon as someone pulls any form of rubbergaurd, Rogan's dick gets hard and he starts explaining it and saying "He took no damage!"

    Or when someone mounts with their ankles crossed he'll explain "That's a very secure mount. It's almost like a guard from the top."

    I know the shit he is saying is true and it makes sense, but still annoys me. I know there are a bunch of others but I can't think of them.
     
  24. Joe_Cool

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    "SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!"
     
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    everything he has ever said in his life!
     

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