Going to the tanning booth tommorow

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  1. dmaestro

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    Never been before.

    Anything I should know? :hs:
     
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    bring a sock
     
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    or just let it burn
     
  4. SteveO

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    just don't sit in it too long... go maybe 10 minutes for a first timer. Your ass is going to be sensitive as shit for a couple days so tell the BF to be easy
     
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    me and him were going to go together, lay on top of eachother in the booth :greddy:

    i heard the broads at these tanning places try to sell you a shit load of lotions and oils that you 'need,' are all of them shit?
     
  6. SteveO

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    dunno, I've personally never used them and get fairly dark
     
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    tanning is for metro fags...:bigthumb:
     
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    im sick of my farmers tan and pale penos and buttocks area
     
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    well, shave and wear a sock, it makes your shit look bigger...:cool:
     
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    Don't burn, I went 8min my first time to ensure I didn't burn. I also never use the oils. I have to preserve what masculinity I have left.
     
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    ok so i went in today
    i got the premium bed for 7mins and got their lil membership for unlimited use of their crappy beds for 17/month, costs $4 to get their premium beds w/membership :cool:

    they had a fan at the base of the bed that kept blowing my ass odor into my face, i had just worked out, that part was pretty :ugh2:

    just as I thought the girl kept tellin me i need to buy lotions or else it isnt worth it, this true?
    if so what lotion should i buy?
     
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    the lotion will help get you darker but also has a good amount of substances shit forgot the names that keep your skin from peeling or whatnot. I would buy my lotions online if i were you. OTherwise you are paying 100% markup.
     
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    yeah get the lotion off ebay, they have a huge markup at the store, plus i asked the girl there if they get commission, she was like "yeah 6%" f that
     
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    lol yea they get like like 10 bucks off a 60 dollar bottle or whatever and the store purchases them for 20.
     
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    thanks guys :wiggle:

    what brand of lotion should I get?

    I am half irish, half scottish. I tan really well from being apart of the white / whitest race. I don't want to get as dark as say uhhh a latin person would, that'd just look strange with my orange/auburn hair :rofl:
     
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    anyone? brands of lotion?

    or should i kramer it and use land o lakes butter? :x:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:

    When I used to go religiously I would use Beach Bum Rum. Good shit, and it preserved my masculinity.... :coolugh:
     
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    guess ill give that a try since everyone else seems unwilling to disclose their extensive lotion collections :hsugh::hsugh::hsugh:
     
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    Also check out Ambrosia, the dark one. Its good stuff because its a gel and lotion mixed together. It's really easy to spread on hairy skin, and it doesn't smell as "rummy."
     
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    any of the designer skin lotions, i like shrine personally. YOu probably don't want to start off with something that has a high tingle. Look into something that has a bronzer and a self tanner. THen months from now step up to a tingle.
     
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    I went through two tanning streaks (or wtfever) with no lotion (like 5-6 times each) and saw fuck all results. I went back a few months later with lotion TWICE and saw twice the results I ever had before. If I tan again, I'll pay what it costs for the lotion, otherwise i'm just throwing money away at tanning.
     
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    YOU ARE NO LONGER ON MY BUDDY LIST


    :rofl:

    I don't tan but mainly because I am lazy and apathetic about my appearance....if I wasn't married defacto, then I would tan too.
     
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    I am :squint:


    stop sending me your cawk pics
     
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    he sent me some anal pics
     
  25. GND

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    yay for year around "tans" :hsugh:

    :run:

    :mamoru:

    The lines do suck though. :(
     
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