Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by dmaestro, Oct 6, 2005.
Never been before.
Anything I should know?
bring a sock
or just let it burn
just don't sit in it too long... go maybe 10 minutes for a first timer. Your ass is going to be sensitive as shit for a couple days so tell the BF to be easy
me and him were going to go together, lay on top of eachother in the booth
i heard the broads at these tanning places try to sell you a shit load of lotions and oils that you 'need,' are all of them shit?
dunno, I've personally never used them and get fairly dark
tanning is for metro fags...
im sick of my farmers tan and pale penos and buttocks area
well, shave and wear a sock, it makes your shit look bigger...
Don't burn, I went 8min my first time to ensure I didn't burn. I also never use the oils. I have to preserve what masculinity I have left.
ok so i went in today
i got the premium bed for 7mins and got their lil membership for unlimited use of their crappy beds for 17/month, costs $4 to get their premium beds w/membership
they had a fan at the base of the bed that kept blowing my ass odor into my face, i had just worked out, that part was pretty
just as I thought the girl kept tellin me i need to buy lotions or else it isnt worth it, this true?
if so what lotion should i buy?
the lotion will help get you darker but also has a good amount of substances shit forgot the names that keep your skin from peeling or whatnot. I would buy my lotions online if i were you. OTherwise you are paying 100% markup.
yeah get the lotion off ebay, they have a huge markup at the store, plus i asked the girl there if they get commission, she was like "yeah 6%" f that
lol yea they get like like 10 bucks off a 60 dollar bottle or whatever and the store purchases them for 20.
what brand of lotion should I get?
I am half irish, half scottish. I tan really well from being apart of the white / whitest race. I don't want to get as dark as say uhhh a latin person would, that'd just look strange with my orange/auburn hair
anyone? brands of lotion?
or should i kramer it and use land o lakes butter?
When I used to go religiously I would use Beach Bum Rum. Good shit, and it preserved my masculinity....
guess ill give that a try since everyone else seems unwilling to disclose their extensive lotion collections
Also check out Ambrosia, the dark one. Its good stuff because its a gel and lotion mixed together. It's really easy to spread on hairy skin, and it doesn't smell as "rummy."
any of the designer skin lotions, i like shrine personally. YOu probably don't want to start off with something that has a high tingle. Look into something that has a bronzer and a self tanner. THen months from now step up to a tingle.
I went through two tanning streaks (or wtfever) with no lotion (like 5-6 times each) and saw fuck all results. I went back a few months later with lotion TWICE and saw twice the results I ever had before. If I tan again, I'll pay what it costs for the lotion, otherwise i'm just throwing money away at tanning.
YOU ARE NO LONGER ON MY BUDDY LIST
I don't tan but mainly because I am lazy and apathetic about my appearance....if I wasn't married defacto, then I would tan too.
stop sending me your cawk pics
he sent me some anal pics
yay for year around "tans"
The lines do suck though.