MIL god i love military email.

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  1. C5Load

    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    we'll generally pass around mp3s, hot deals, stuff like that.



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    Just an FYI for all those that travel airbase parkway that recent email traffic that went around about increased speed traps on the road WERE VERY TRUE!



    The motorcycle cops that patrol the Parkway will not give breaks, will not give warnings, and will show no mercy to speeders. In fact just today a lucky Technical Sergeant had the perfect timing to allow his wallet to be lightened by a few “C-notes”. After Officer Friendly kindly presented him with his 65 in a 50 ticket, he was wished well with a “You drive safe now” just to show the officers gratitude for purchasing the boys in blue a few shiny new leather holsters, or some tricked out billy clubs.



    Looking at the sixty five in a fifty ticket that is probably going to work out to about four hundred dollars give or take a few bucks, let’s see what that works out to in “Flyer Friendly” terms.



    -Almost two Hostile Fire payments or two months of tax free.
    -Five days of Per Diem in Rota or Moron.
    -What (name omitted) or (name omitted) will drop in 14 minutes at ANY bar.
    -1/3 the base pay of an Airman Basic
    -Your 12 man crew drops their coins at a bar and unfortunately you don’t have yours…


    What’s the point????? Don’t speed on Airbase…. Take it from the lucky Tech Sergeant that got pulled over today at lunch…..
     
  2. Killgunner

    Killgunner OT Supporter

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    unfunny.
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    We always pass off personal emails with titles such ass "IMPORTANT MEETING TODAY AT 2300".
     
  4. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    gawd i wish i could find my coin :(

    dunno where it went, but i still have my MAC Waiver coin, so that helps a bit


    8th MAPS, USAF, Phillipines

    "LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY"

    of course, after Mt. Pinatubo blew the fsck out of itself, the squadron was disbanded when Clark AB was closed...
     
  5. C5Load

    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    we have a to-be-left-unnamed MSgt who believes that the coin rule applies to any coin, not just a military one. Fool pulls out quarters and stuff when we check him :rofl:
     
  6. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    lolol, i bet he buys LOTS of drinks


    i made the mistake of not having my coin on me ONCE, in korea

    the bastards cost me $500

    in 1990

    :rofl:
     
  7. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Do yall play the person who has the lowest ranking coin buys also?
     
  8. Killgunner

    Killgunner OT Supporter

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    I lost my coin :( from boot camp... Good thing I'm not old enough to buy beer.. :rofl:
     
  9. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Might as well make a coin thread.
     
  10. mtnbike4522

    mtnbike4522 CelicaTech.com

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    they took away my us.army.mil email account :(
     
  11. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    mtnbike4522 CelicaTech.com

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    not sure. Ive been out since August and im guessing they felt as if i no longer needed the account.. :dunno:
     
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    All you need to do is have someone sponcer you on AKO
     

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