Let me say, I hate drunks and I hate people who drink. My asshole nextdoor neighbor apparently thinks the apartment complex is a college dorm and she's not 35 but 21. I am laying here on the couch watching TV when for the 3rd night straight she and 3 guys stumble in. Slamming doors, literally knocking shit off my wall. I called the landlord and told them to fix this or I will call the cops next. She comes over, tells my neighbor to get everyone out and to start making plans to move out. I go back and lay down. Next thing I know, the 3 guys are standing outside the doors, yelling and threatening the landlady. I open the door to find them surrounding her, threatening to kick her ass. I start ordering them to back away from her and get out of the place. Then they decide to come after me. One makes it to the door before the gun comes out and the old cop in me takes over. Now I have 3 drunk assholes on the ground at gunpoint, landlord is freaking out now about me having a gun, nevermind she was about to have her ass kicked just seconds before. Cops arrive after a quick 911 call, all 3 are arrested. I have to go down to the station to fill out a report in 15 minutes after I get dressed and finish this smoke. What a fucking wonderful Saturday night.