god damn i fail so hard with girls

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  1. jonathan

    jonathan New Member

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    me: so, what do you do?
    her: i'm a dancer
    me: like, a dancer dancer? or a dancer (rubs chest suggestively) dancer?
    her: ... ugh (walks away)

    i was just trying to be affable.

    fucking hoes with no sense of humor, she didn't even say goodbye :hs:
     
  2. jonathan

    jonathan New Member

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    the tone of the conversation was pretty relaxed and humorous
     
  3. jonathan

    jonathan New Member

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    mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
    mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
    mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or anything else?
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
    mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
    mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
    mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): How was your day?
    mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:35:56 PM): it was good
    mybrotherisdu (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging?
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:00 PM): for a monday atl east
    mybrotherisdu (6:37:02 PM): I can help you fix that.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
    mybrotherisdu (6:37:50 PM): Oh, sorry.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
    mybrotherisdu (6:38:26 PM): Oh.
    mybrotherisdu (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I passed my driving test today and I'm going to get a car this weekend.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
    mybrotherisdu (6:45:14 PM): In case you ever need a ride somewhere.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
    mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh.
    XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:26 PM): bye
    mybrotherisdu (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you 7th period tomorrow!
    XXXXXXXXXX signed off at 6:45:36 PM
     
  4. antihero

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    it was a good line. its all in the delivery.
     
  5. jonathan

    jonathan New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  6. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    was this a bad joke? were you trying to pretend to be absolutely pathetic?

    lol.. this is so textbook perfect what not to do.
     
  7. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    :bowrofl: awesome
     
  8. antihero

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    btw, give up on this girl. just based on that one IM conversation you are completely out of the running.
     
  9. jonathan

    jonathan New Member

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    :rofl:

    unfortunately not. my humorous approach to girls is usually very likable too, and i have no problems being charming usually. i was pretty pissed when this happened tonight, but in retrospect, it was hilarious and just a little pathetic. i have to be more receptive to the sense of humor of girls i talk to before i go into making blatant sexual and/or possibly offensive jokes :o
     
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    that's not me, i just thought it would be a funny addition to the thread :rofl:
     
  11. Two toys

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    honestly the original dancer thing sounds like something i would say, i probably wouldtn have worded it like you, nor would i have made the boob rub gesture, but definately would have gone there if a girl said she was a dancer.

    but then again, i've also told girls i wanted to pee on them and ended up getting dates out of it (no peeing occured on said dates, but sex did)

    its not what you say its how you say it.
     
  12. Yail Bloor

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    skipping straight to the insults isn't recommended for beginners
     
  13. Falconer

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    She either doesn't have the same sense of humor as you or you ruled out a stripper.

    Either way I see it as a win.


    (I'm assuming the TS wants a LTR and doesn't want an LTR with a stripper)
     
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    yea, from a female point of view, if a random dude I don't know makes sexual jokes and stuff, usually I think he's being a douche, unless he comes off in a good way. My humor is usually like a guys in some aspects, but if I don't know you, I'm not sure if you are really just joking, or whatnot.
     
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    wow. this is great

    save yourself the trouble and don't chase this one anymore
     
  16. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
     
  17. IsayHELLA

    IsayHELLA CBS cares

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    that hurts to read
     
  18. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Holy crap that chat log was hilariously bad. If you had tried to be more pathetic I think you would have struggled, some more begging may have done it but it would have been tough.

    That should be sent to every guy to learn what not to do.
     
  19. B4 I FU R U 18

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    :rofl::rofl: :werd:
     
  20. jonathan

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    lol it's like 2 year old 4chan copypasta :greddy:
     
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    OK, just in case this is real...stop trying to do everything for her! It's like being an annoying yapping puppy that won't stop barking...

    That "Please respond" comment screams "Talk to me! I need to the validation, I have absolutely nothing else to do tonight!"

    Fine to tell her you got her license, don't worry about telling her about getting a car. She doesn't care that much, she doesn't need offers for rides from people she hung out once.

    Oh, and if this is a copy/paste joke, it's hilarious!
     
  22. kiri

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    you shouldn't sacrifice having a wacky sense of humor just because some frigid bitches won't get it. one day you'll find a girl who likes you and thinks you're hilarious and then you should ask HER out.
     
  23. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: I can't stop laughing at the dance comment

    If it were me I would have laughed :dunno:
     
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    shit son, she does ass to mouth! :mamoru:


    but damn dude, "please respond"...I hate to say that was probably the worst thing you could say.
     
  25. Viper

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    :rofl:

    Some girls find that kinda awkwardness endearing. :dunno:
     

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