Today is "St pattys parade" in hoboken, NJ, a bar-filled city in my state. Basically people wake up at 8am to drink ALL DAY. I told my friends all week long im not doing it A) because i dont like bars, im a club/lounge person. B) I dont like waiting in lines to get in to shit bars or to get a drink C) I dont want to drink at 8am D) Because im prepping for the summer. Now all my friends are mad at me because "I dont want to chill with my boys and one day without "Squats" wont do anything"" I told them all to go fuck themselves. Thats why I look like I look, and you guys look like weekend warriors with pipe cleaner arms.