god can u halp me plz

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  1. zolonel

    zolonel Active Member

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    i'm talking to this girl

    for a few months now

    she's so psycho

    but i like her :o

    can't read her at all

    been on two dates

    first was good

    second was better

    but man i can't read her

    she is so cute to me

    and she's my religion/color, etc.

    weighs 90lbs and i always wanted a tiny woman

    straight white teeth

    good looking

    knows how to dress

    two years younger than me

    fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    she plays super hard to get

    she is so good at it

    but so am i

    i don't text/call for two weeks

    she texts me

    i ignore it

    see her after prayer

    we talk for an hour like we are so accessible

    god bless me

    :wtc: :o :eek3: :rolleyes: :) :x: :p :eek4: :cool: all at the same time

    oh lord

    and she's not materialistic

    always offers to pay

    semi-religious which is awesome

    then today i see my all time crush from highschool while at my friend's college hanging out.

    she was waiting for the shuttle to take her to the far away parking lot

    i gave her a ride

    car was clean (thx god)

    tank was full and i was feeling like a champ

    we exchanged numbers

    she said we should keep in touch

    i said yeah we will

    she said how do i keep in touch with you? (wanted my number)

    i said here's my number and gave it to her

    my brain is bamboozled

    i am 19

    what would allah do

    probably both

    oops that was messed up
     
  2. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    1. plan the date

    2. invite her on the date

    3. take her on the date
     
  3. BoomBoomBoy

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    I dated a psycho once. The sex was the best I've ever had. All the drama with her was a deal breaker. Never again.
     
  4. JBunni

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    If the offical girlfriend/boyfriend talk hasnt come up with either, then date both. When you get close enough with one that it is 'official' break it off with the other.

    Also, for future reference, complete sentences, good grammar, and punctuation are awesome.
     
  5. alkalinesolo

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    Hard to find one that isn't crazy sometimes.
     
  6. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    at your mom's house. be back later.
    It's like a really long Haiku..
     
  7. pollux

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    you're probably crazy for believing him that you're the best in bed
     
  8. Reign

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    Wow, learn to type in paragraphs and I might read that.
     
  9. chlywly

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    :werd: are you a fucking 11 year old girl? relax.
     
  10. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    THERE ! Was that So hard to DO??? !!!

    and now back to the advice part:

    CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
    You like a girl, go forward with it. Your crush from high school, why not? Obviously you are still crushing on her so go for it.
    So what if you are seeing two girls at the same time? WELCOME to the real world! At one point you decide that one of them is better than the other for you then break it off with the other one and go forward with the one you chose.

    Thank you come again.

    edit: actually putting all those sentences together without punctuation might have made things worst :rofl:
     
  11. Buttons

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    :rofl::bowdown:

    and when you two break up he'll be telling the next girl that you're just as crazy as all the rest.
     
  12. notsousual

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    Oh man. Next time you post in here, full sentences please. I won't bother reading another post like that again.

    As for advice, keep your cool, calm down, and know that freaking out like that won't help a thing. :)
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    little outbursts of

    melodramatic hiccups

    make for a bad post
     
  14. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Beth,

    try not to say good things about yourself in the vaginarium without at least adding a

    ":o".

    possibly you should also add a disclaimer, for modesty.

    even if it's false modesty (which it should be), you will find that modesty is useful anyway, as a tool to preempt the vaginarium's powerful Anti-"Brag" Defense Mechanism.

    e.g. if i were to say, "i'm really good with women," which is a pretty strong Good Statement about myself, i would then have to ADD something like the following

    "or if i'm not, then at least i'm good at boasting about womenz on the internet :o"

    ...unless you want your thread to be derailed because, you know, "you think you're special or somethin'." :mamoru:

    This post brought to you courtesy of Unspoken Vagetiquette 101.
     
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    TRUTH :rofl:
     
  16. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Execution: 10/10


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Unfortunate but true.
     
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    I actually enjoyed reading it.. Thought it was funny... but seriously, slow down and date both as previously stated and when one gets serious, say good bye to the other... Your young, enjoy it.
     
  18. Buttons

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    ..
     
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    No, I haven't made him scream when he cums yet. Look, I wasn't serious when I made that comment, just trying to imply that you might be taking things at face value or just believing things too easily. Things are great when they're good, but everyone seems to do a 180 when things go wrong. Can you tell me what good qualities he saw in each of his ex's? The ones that you know were crazy?



    I don't want to judge you since I don't know you. But I'm skeptical whenever someone makes too strong of a claim, because they're usually false. In this case, I don't believe anyone is a 100% sane. There are obviously times when people get a little shaken up and act irrationally. We're only human.
     
  21. pollux

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    Oh yeah, love often makes people more insane than otherwise, for better or for worse.


    How long have you been together?
     
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  23. zolonel

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    update for you faggots

    so i was talking to her the other night and we were texting for maybe two hours on n off.

    i was watching the fight at my neighbor's house having fun n shit.

    then the fight is over so we all leave and i ask if she can talk

    she said

    "i'm with my sisters.."

    i said, "ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

    she said, "what?"

    i said, "nvm goodnight."

    so i thought i was done with

    but then she gets on facebook at 1am this morning/last night and likes one of my pictures.

    :bowdown: i'm fucking innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    :o:o:o:o:o

    will keep you guys updated
     
  24. zolonel

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    got any good date ideas? i will not go to a club, and i want something semi-interactive.

    maybe bowling eh

    yeah i might take this bitch bowling
     
  25. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: You are in what? inSANE?????????????? :ugh2:

    and fuck you too asshole ! coming in here asking for help and then callin us faggots?!?!? AND not to mention still posting in lines of ridiculous text blocks.
     
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