MIL Give me good excuses to get out of a uniform inspection

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  1. NPH

    NPH Guest

    We got a Charlies inspection tomorrow.. I really don't feel like getting into them right now, what are some good excuses.. Go!
     
  2. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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  3. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    tell them they don't fit and you are unable to order new ones (this may only work with the army dress greens though, since they are being discontinued)
     
  4. mikeflys1

    mikeflys1 New Member

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    Your dog ate them.
     
  5. dmcgill

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    what a fucking SHITBAG. don't you guys get SEWN-IN creases anyway?!

    wow. but anyway, pound down a redline and you'll have the energy to get into them.
     
  6. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    tell them the cleaners didnt give them back to you in time .. :hsugh:

    the girls in our office do that shit all the time ... :mad: ... those fat bitches get away with murder
     
  7. TRN

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    Just do it
     
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    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    personally i love inspections cause i look so fucking good in my uniforms, :wiggle:
     
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    Just do it, gonna get in trouble no matter what if you don't seeing as your required to have inspection ready uniforms at any time.

    And femals grrrrrrrrrrr, above does not apply to them :rant:
     
  10. NEp8ntballer

    NEp8ntballer New Member

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    say you need to study for a blood test. Or if you feel like getting royally chewed say you need to start practicing for your sobriety test on cinco de mayo.
     
  11. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    above as in we don't have to follow the rules or the uniforms are not very flattering. I hate my uniform, but i prefer the skirt as opposed to pants because at tleast there is some feminity.(sp??)
     
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    Above as in the rules.
     
  13. whitecouch

    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    I love wearing my blues. I make them look goood....
     
  14. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    spew pig blood all over yourself
     
  15. NEp8ntballer

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    they might make him go through some sort of cultural tolerance training if he did that. I dunno if I'm joking or not, so you can choose.
     
  16. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    i pressed out the paper charlie shirt so much once, that it ripped at the crease when I put it on at work for the inspection.

    Oh and I had forgot my cover, a button fell off the trousers when I was putting those on, and I had grabbed a v-neck undershirt.

    :shitbag:
     
  17. bloodred83

    bloodred83 im in ur cost gard, savin' ur boatz

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    take "emergency" leave?
     
  18. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    you could put a gun to your head and pull the trigger
     
  19. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    or just demonstrate it to a friend
     
  20. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    :mamoru:
     
  21. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    :mamoru:
     

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