Girls remind me of my dog

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  1. Repus

    Repus New Member

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    "I like you so much, youre super cool, we should hang out more often..... oh what's that? You Like me too? ZOMG ur a l'zer, ummm Im busy this week, and next week, and the week after, but uh, ill call you to hang out sometime after that"

    You know what this is? A tennis ball sitting in front of my pet dog all day that he doesnt care about whatsoever. Then as soon as I pick it up, suddenly it's the only thing that matters to him. So how does this relate with the mocking quote above that is typical of females. They both want what they can't have, but as soon as they can have it, it loses it's value.

    Girls remind me of my dog.
     
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  2. Repus

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    They are so illogical. Im buying a bride off the internet and removing her vocal cords.


    This is now the official Vaginarium Venting thread on shit you hate about females.... Ready? Go!
     
  3. Kyoko

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    Maybe after hanging out with you she realized how much you fucking suck. That happens. Probably more frequently than usual in your case.
     
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    :rofl:

    guys do it too
     
  5. Undeclared

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    :hs:okay, but then you get all annoyed when we get clingy.
    also, that sounded waay superficial, she prolly didn't want to hang out and only said it to string you along like that.

    yea, she did it for the lulz.



    hmm, that sounded mean.
    sorry.:sadwavey:
     
  6. Spaceering

    Spaceering I bite.

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    yeah those type of "girls" are ones that you just quit wasting your time on :hsugh:
     
  7. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    If this is happening to you all the time, it is a problem on your end.

    Though Cat String theory does work ridiculously well.
     
  8. THoC

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    its probably, and im not trying to be an ass, that the more she hung out with you the less she was into you.


    ive done this myself. i like girl a bc she is attractive and has some good traits. i ask her to hang out. hang out with her and i see some :hsugh: traits.
    its ok... lets hang out more no big deal. ask her to chill again, now i notice some :ugh: traits.
    she of course starts to like me more and more bc im pretty awesome. im floating the other way and end contact.

    or she could have been chillin w. you and another dude and she like other guy better.

    OR.... you are right bc there are plenty of girls out there like that :mamoru:
     
  9. Zee916

    Zee916 Engineering the world.......

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    Sounds pretty normal. Learned this about 5 years ago. Even if she does tell you stuff like that its best to just be like "cool", and not respond with anything hinting that you are into her.
     
  10. Tsunami

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    No, your dog just wants to play fetch.
     
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    Never tell a girl that you like her. And never tell a girl that you love her until you are married.
     
  12. Falconer

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    :rofl:

    "He asked me to marry him but he hasn't said 'i love you' yet" :rofl:
     
  13. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    That totally invalidates the "girls are like dogs" theory then.

    Dogs want to play fetch. Ask a girl to fetch something, you get slapped. :wtc:
     
  14. Repus

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    They have to sit down to pee. I do not. [email protected]
     
  15. Kyoko

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    The world may be your urinal, but our sensitive bits are all tucked up safe inside. Whilst yours are susceptible to getting punched by children, headbutts, attacked by birds, etc.
     
  16. Undeclared

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    QFT and with our rather scathing remarks, we are quite invincible. Now, imagine if you had a female president.:eek3:
     
  17. Kyoko

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    Isn't this dude a little too old for "No Girls Allowed" treehouse clubs? I mean, it's cute in Little Rascals and all, but it's a little heartbreaking when it's some halfwit on a message board in the wee hours of the morning. Maybe it's best that he continues to rag on women. The more he's at home jerking off into tube socks, the more pickins there are for the rest of the world.
     
  18. Kinks

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    female president? well i think we all know that terrible decisions would be made for 2-3 days out of every 28 :mamoru:

    :joshers:
     
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    Well I can see why you are having problems with women.
     
  20. GammaRadiation

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    Your analogy sucks.

    Your dog gets excited that hopefully you will play with it.

    Once you start playing with girls it seems they are turning away and running. :rofl:
     
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    when i hear women make fun of men for only thinking about sex, i point out to them that collectively they are so annoying that god had to make us that way or the species would die out
     
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    :bowrofl:

    win
     
  23. djshotglass

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    I've always likened girls to dogs.

    They're bitches, good at following orders but not giving them, pick up better on nonverbal cues, and need a man with a short leash to keep them under control.
     
  24. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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  25. djshotglass

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    My girlfriend also has the same attention span and disposition as my dog.
     

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