Girls, Is it a turnoff when dancing if

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  1. ChronoGN

    ChronoGN Party Kid

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    I pop a boner? I do that sometimes and I was wondering if that is a turnoff.
     
  2. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    Sorry, I had to laugh at this one dude.

    I know you were directing this question towards the girls, but I am going to try to help you with understanding this.

    First thing is first. What kind of dancing?

    Dancing type 1:
    If she is grinding on you, then she is probably trying to turn you on. I mean, if she is grinding and can feel it growing against your leg and she keeps grinding on it, dude, your in. More than likely she is trying to tell you something.

    Dancing type 2:
    Now if you are slow dancing or something like that to where you only have your arms around her and you pop one, then yeah, it probably is not a good idea to pitch a tent.
    Two steps to help with that:
    1. Try to make sure it grows down a pant leg.
    2. Think about hospitals, baseball, cold showers, Whoopi Goldberg, whatever turns you off and will make you go flacid again.
    If this still does not work, try becoming less sensitised to making contact with women.
    Try going to a strip club and paying for some lapdances for a while till you get the hang of it.
     
  3. KGB

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    :bigthumb:

    in addition it also depends who is the girl. If its on a date, then its not as bad as you think. If its your good friend, then its bad. If its your little sister, then its bad too... same applies if you are dancing with your grandma.
     
  4. PitScar

    PitScar Yeah, that's my realtor's name

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    so so so true:)

    funny story, involving me and a wedding... Im dancing with a good friend of mine (who just happened to be hot and very in shape)... well anyway, its a slow dance but shes pressing into me and at the time i was just blown away by how hot she was, and i was getting chubby downstairs. then the music stopped for some reason and eveyrone walked off... we were like the last one's to leave, and i was like hey, just give me a hug right now. Didnt want her to walk off and leave me all popped/bulging. Well, very long story short, she didn't understand and walked off, and in my brilliance i decided to fake tripping over myself and falling over on the ground to avoid the embarassment (was a christian wedding, lots of old people there... wouldn't have been good). Basically, rather than hiding something natural, I drew the hugest crowd of attention possible by falling down and in the process also managed to stub my dick, sending me into writhing agony and STILL with a bulge in my pants.

    Ill never live it down.
     
  5. ninetalesnwf

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    Rofl!!!!
     
  6. Fearan

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    :rofl:

    This thread gets a Thread of the Month award.
     
  7. deznutz

    deznutz New Member

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    Repost
     
  8. BiffHenderson

    BiffHenderson New Member

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    I'll second that motion. :rofl:
     
  9. BedBunny

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    actually it's a turnon. i like to dance and work it so he gets a boner ;)
     
  10. sushibug

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    the girls i've asked about it dont mind. slowdance, freakin, or even just being near em. i think one of em told me it lets em know im interested.
     
  11. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    :rofl: :werd:
     
  12. mondaynightmike

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    i had it happen everynow and then but not so much now. used to get it all the time used to piss me off but now it don't.
     
  13. nosaj

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    happened to me, I told the girl the next day and she had me over for sex.
     
  14. awsangel1

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    hehehe no it lets us know we're doing it right...
     
  15. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    Of course it's a turn on...

    Of course, you also have to be packing something big enough to be felt.
     
  16. cryptonomicon

    cryptonomicon verba volant, scripta manent

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    how about if the guy gets one when you're just making out/kissing? always been somewhat embarassed if I get wood without any direct stimulation...
     
  17. KGB

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    Dude you are already making out, and you are a human... if I was a girl I would be worried if a dude didnt get a bonnage while making out with me.
     
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    if ur going to dance.. tuck ur dick in your underwear band... or duck tape it to your leg...
     
  19. The Hitman

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Damn, I found that really funny for some reason :o
     
  20. XsLiCk

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    what about if you see your s.o. changing... would you pitch some tent?
     
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    oh man prom was horrible last year, had to keep it away, I was seriously thinking about taping it before hand.
     
  22. nukegoat

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    wtf i think thats fairly natural dude
     
  23. :bowdown: .....LOL.
     
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  25. eligh

    eligh Go To A Meeting

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I know I never forget the duck tape on my way to the club
     

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