girlfriend got pingpong ball stuck in poon

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  1. JohnDoe

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    we were messin around before we had to go to school this morning and she got it stuck in there. We didnt have time to thoroughly remove it, so we just left it in there. Do you think she'll get an infection. She gets back from school in an hour. BTW: she tried pushing it out, but it wouldnt come out. Then I tried with my fingers and still no good.
     
  2. Rocky6535

    Rocky6535 Now, let me see you smile...

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    you're going to have to see a doctor
     
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    stick you entire fist in there???
     
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    this is a joke right?
     
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    You're probably gonna have to get it removed.

    Sorry, not to laugh at you.. But that's funny. :rofl:
     
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    Bam Thwok New Member

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    does it "pong" down there?


    Get it?






    :big grin: ROFLOL
     
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    I don't believe this. Its not like you stuck it in her ass which "sucks" things in.

    I'd be careful before putting my penis in there man, you might not get it back.
     
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    Lots of lube & a shoehorn?
     
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    Heimlich maneuver......I guarantee dat bish will blast out her cooch!!!
     
  11. cuz

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    this is one messed up situation, you can try and get it out but id go to a doctor to be safe
     
  12. LOL....what kind of sexual game is this? Why would you want to put a ping pong down there? that's messed up!

    This has to be a joke! lol
     
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    :rofl: You're 25 years old and you're putting ping-pong balls in your g/f? :rofl:
     
  14. Jules

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    hahaha!:rofl:
     
  15. JohnDoe

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    UPDATE: we were trying to get it out and she pushed hard enough to where it came kinda out, then with my fingers I crushed the pingpong ball and pulled it out.
     
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    Can't afford two paddles? lol Glad you guys got it out..
     
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    Well if this is reall then :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Why were you masturbating with a pingpong ball in the first place?? Is that some new type of 4-play?? What happened to handcuffs??
     
  19. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    See, that's why you gotta use BenWa balls. They got some weight to them so they don't go hiding when you try to remove them.
     
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    this story =:bsflag:
     
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    crotch BONE PUPPET LLC.

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    :rofl:!!!!!
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  23. Killa B

    Killa B Abuse This!

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    That's a first :confused:
     
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  25. Reverand Jonas

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    suck it out
     
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