girl turns out to be 29 years old, i'm 17 =0 v.hilarity?

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  1. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    This girl at work (not a coworker, i'm contracted) seemed to be showing a ton of interest so i went for it.

    Basic flirting blah blah.


    today she asks me how old i am, i tell her 17, she breaks out laughing. I ask her how old she is, she just tells me that she's older than me.

    Anyways, i know that she is older than me, i was guessing her to be 20-21 years old so i went ahead to bust her balls some more:

    me: psh you must be like twenty nine years old (said with a bunch of sarcasm etc)
    her: WHOA HOW DID YOU KNOW LOL

    :ugh:

    i called bs on her, but she claims to be 29 :noes:, she looks like she's 21 and acts even younger.

    okay i'm not really sure what i want out of this thread, i'm kind of shocked, and i would love to keep proceeding but she likely thinks i'm just a little kid/jailbait now :rofl:
     
  2. jackjohnson

    jackjohnson simple as something nobody knows OT Supporter

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    fuck it... go for it. you'll be fine
     
  3. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    i don't look 17 =/

    she started trying to give me nick names -_- in vietnamese
     
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    04JETTA OT Supporter

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    just go for it man
     
  5. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    how do you proceed with such a humongous age gap?

    just go with what i'm already doing?
     
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    Roadkill_ak_47 Support your local Pirate

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  7. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    When i'm 30 I intend to only sexor 17 year old boys.
     
  8. Bobula

    Bobula Fairly Useless

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    how do you do contract work at 17?
     
  9. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    she is 29.

    she will teach you things.

    that is a good thing.
     
  10. busydoingnothing

    busydoingnothing A broken man too tough to cry

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    God I love older women relative to whatever age I am. Do it. DO IT.
     
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    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Damn I wish I pulled a 29 year old when I was 17...
     
  12. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    04JETTA OT Supporter

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    just ignore it enjoy her as a person u know and keep us updated:bigthumb:
     
  14. MrMakaveli

    MrMakaveli Loyal to the game

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    something is missing.. your image uploader must be broken.
     
  15. MrMakaveli

    MrMakaveli Loyal to the game

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    it'll be the best two seconds of his life! :bowdown:
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    That'll work out well
     
  17. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    lol, you posted on sosauve.net too
     
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  19. Kev07

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    lawl it's an interesting topic :duno:, i never encountered anything like this anywhere

    i got REALLY lucky to get my job, posted resume on craigslist and it got found :wiggle:
     
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  21. Tiberium

    Tiberium Active Member

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    Where da white women be
    good luck with that pal

    :io:
     
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    sportsjunkie OT Supporter

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    hrmmm....sounds like trouble
     
  23. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Not really. I clicked a link in that thread Best Post's in Vag and it took me there and I noticed a thread with a similar title as this one.
     
  24. Eviloliv3

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    Wrap it up, B...
     
  25. armond

    armond New Member

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    contract work at 17? hmmmmm, doing what exactly?

    and yes, proceed with getting an older woman, probably show you a few new tricks.
     

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