Girl I'm talking to told me her ex has a DONKEY COCK

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  1. NATECBR

    NATECBR My name is Sayid, and I'm a torturer.

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    :ugh: SO I'm getting pretty deep with this girl I'm talking to. I totally like her a lot and then she pulls this shit. I'm actually really good friends with her cousin. He is a cool dude. Her cousin always whips out his giant penor for girls at the bar. Dude is like 6" soft and 11 hard. I think its funny cause he is always finding some whore to hook up with. So me and this girl last night are talking and she is telling me that she saw it and its not that big.. im like :ugh: She then tells me her ex is bigger. WTF. Im fucked. I dont have a little dick by any means.. But shit.. there isnt a donkey cock in my pants. Now I cant stop fucking thinking about it.

    her ex isnt black
     
  2. NCS

    NCS Active Member

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    dude IT DOESNT MATTER. if you're 6" (possibly even less?) or more you are absolutely fine.
     
  3. MattThom01

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    Personally, I would be saying bye bye to her. I'm not gonna date a girl who is still talking about her ex's penis. I don't need to hear about it. If she wants to be superfcial like that she can, but she's not gonna do it with me.
     
  4. Marmot

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    How did the "my ex's penis" topic come up?
     
  5. NATECBR

    NATECBR My name is Sayid, and I'm a torturer.

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    i made a comment about her cousin pulling out his giant peen..
     
  6. MattThom01

    MattThom01 New Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Any chick who thinks the topic of an ex boyfriends penis is acceptable conversation with her new boyfriend is a complete gutter slut.
     
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    kronik85 New Member

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    i dont know how it came up, but my ex's ex had a 9 inch dick. i think we were talking about size mattering vs. satisfaction blah blah blah. suffice it to say, he couldn't satisfy her in over a year and yet my meager 6 inch penis did the trick.
     
  9. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    Any respectable or dateable girl isn't going to talk about her ex's dick to the guy she's interested in, no matter what the circumstance (well, unless she says something, "You're the biggest I've ever had" or some porno sounding line like that). This chick doesn't know when to shut up.

    But seriously, don't worry about it. From personal experience, bigger is not always better.
     
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    thats what she wants you to think :mamoru:
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I'm still good friends with an ex who is in my group of friends. I get uncomfortable when they start jokingly calling him "baby leg" in front of my boyfriend. I don't give a shit, but I know it possibly makes him second-guess himself. More importantly, I would never say anything of that nature to him, that's just a whoreish thing to do! Get rid of her.
     
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  12. NATECBR

    NATECBR My name is Sayid, and I'm a torturer.

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    yeah.. it was really fucked up. and its strange cause she is soo not a whore or anything. never even had a one night stand. i dont understand why she would pull out some bullshit like that.
     
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    Abomb New Member

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    maybe she would say that because she is in fact a classy whore?
     
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    ledzep73 New Member

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    Maybe it doesn't matter? I dated a girl that talked about her ex's dick but it didn't bother me. She was fucking me, not him, so what did it matter to me?
     
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    NATECBR My name is Sayid, and I'm a torturer.

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    well she did say it was too big. so whatever. i just really didnt care to hear about that shit.
     
  16. Abomb

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    i wouldnt want to hear that shit either.. but once you are a certain size and girth it really doesnt matter now does it. well.. for some of us, anyways ;)
     
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    Hey, did you ever stop to think that a 9" or an 11" cock might just be TOO big to do anything with because it might be painful?

    Bigger isn't always better.
     
  18. NATECBR

    NATECBR My name is Sayid, and I'm a torturer.

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    yeah.. i just really didnt care to hear that shit. kinda makes you feel inferior even if it she was saying it in a bad way.
     
  19. egoa

    egoa I R is on Canada Road Trip

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    Unfortunately our culture has pushed this idea into men that if your cock isnt the size of a jet liner your not good enough. How can any guy have confidence in his size even if it was 11" its fucking ridiculous.
    This coming from a guy who can HONESTLY say every girl hes slept with has told me I'm the biggest they've ever had.
    Shes trying to feel you out and see how confident you are in your size/ ability. Ignore it.
     
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    Alright. Excuse me but I'm going to take a moment to have a little chuckle at your expense.

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    okay, for real. you guys obsess about the size of their cocks like we obsess about being fat. only difference is that WE dont sit around and joke about your short comings (hahaha).

    about your little issue, its as simple as this. Is she with him? No. Donkey cock is the EX-boyfriend. Apparently his cock wasnt so phenomenal that they could make a relationship work solely based on his dick. Now, that being said, if shes talking to you, she obviously sees something in you that interests her. Just keep being you. Its not like shes expecting you whip out some monster cock to abuse her with (but holy god that would be nice). Just be confident and use what you've got. Most girls would prefer average with skills over Packin and useless...
     
  21. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    This can only end badly for the OP
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    All past tense references so you're not dater her any more amirite?
     
  23. Elphaba

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    I think this about sums it up. Even though you where talking about big cocks, bringing up ex's cock just isnt cool. Fuck, she coulda just said "someone I know" or "one of my gf's told me that her bf..." anything - its like she was fucking TRYING to make you insecure...
     
  24. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    he speaks the fucking truth! I dont care how cool and calm or open i am w/ anyone...i'd be super turned off...and she'd be branded a whore. BUT this goes the same..i'd never talk about an ex with someone else. disrespect.
     
  25. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    Ya! reading this made me realize...man she did that shit on purpose! watch her.
     

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