Girl: I have a boyfriend

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  1. evh

    evh Active Member

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    Me: I have to feed my goldfish
    Girl: Huh?

    Me: I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
     
  2. J_75

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    girl: oh, in that case I should tell you I have herpes
     
  3. Doflamingo

    Doflamingo Freedom is not enough.

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    Girl: I like it though, gives my penis an interesting "texture." :kdubb:
     
  4. Doflamingo

    Doflamingo Freedom is not enough.

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    Girl: Also, my home planet is calling. I better go back, bye. *beep boop beep beep* WHOOOOOOOSH!
     
  5. Doflamingo

    Doflamingo Freedom is not enough.

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    OH, THE FUN WE HAVE.
     
  6. freckleface

    freckleface expose the raw nerve and get on with our lives...

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    wth...lol
     
  7. giz

    giz Active Member

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    you had a 3 line conversation with a girl. make a thread about it.
     
  8. Vysion

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    Me: I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
     
  9. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Me: So do I.
    Girl: Then what are we talking about?
    Me: It's the same dude.
     
  10. Vysion

    Vysion New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  11. jonno

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    :rofl: winner
     
  12. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    Me: I know. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesome?
     
  13. giz

    giz Active Member

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    you would propose a MMF threesome? :rofl::ugh:
     
  14. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    I'd propose a Devil's 3Way for comedic effect. Would never go through with it though :nono:
     
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  16. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    i would be up for an mmf threesome.

    :noes:

    i don't mean to shock you, son.
     
  17. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    it's not shocking. you are one weird dude.
     
  18. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    and here i always wanted to be vanilla.

    demure, like.
     
  19. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    was this a real conversation?
     
  20. jonno

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    :love:
     
  21. Viper

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    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Me: k motherfucker I have seen a lion with wings and fangs and horns and shit
     
  22. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    if she's hot enough, why not ?
     
  23. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    because what would The Guys think?

    i can tell you're secretly gay. :rofl:
     
  24. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    so it accidently slipped out of her and into him... that's not gay.















    :mamoru:
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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