Getting advice here is almost always a complete fucking lost cause

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  1. Alias

    Alias OT Supporter

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    If you post a serious question there's always a couple guys trolling, a couple guys who are telling gay stories, a couple guys who are straight up wrong, a couple who are just copy pasting the same fucking thing over and over (that is either wrong, irrelevant, or a gay story), and one guy trying to help that you can't even tell he's serious because everyone else is fucking around :rofl:
     
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    bro i'll suck your dick
     
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    i drink my semen like its egg white
     
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    the best way to recover from back injuries is heavy deadlifts 7 days a week
     
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    its not a serious board, thats why.
     
  6. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    how can i get a wingspan like you?
     
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    Ask a question that hasn't been answered already and you'll get good feedback.
     
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    I'm Royce, I'm 19 years old and I'm gay. my parents call me "reformed gay" because my veiws on the subject are a bit different then how most gay men veiw the world. But I wanna tell my story because it's different (in some ways) to most peoples.
    when i was young i knew i liked guys. sexual experiances were common for me with boys my own age. as i got older i realised i was different from most guys, i didn't chase after girls like they did. i played with them, and talked with them. when my parents divorced it didn't change my life or anything. it just ment i'd have a different living situation. but i ended up haveing a step brother, he was 14 i was 9. he was much bigger then i was, and had (in my oppinion) a sociopathic personality. my little brother and i were tormented by him, he was verbaly,phisically, and sexually abusive, but in an effort to protect my little brother i took the worst of it. because my dad and step mom were gone alot he watched us, and it was hell. he beat me screamed at me and molested me. and on more then one occasion i woke up to him crawling on top of me pulling my pj's off. i would scream and fight, but nothining i did could stop him and he raped me, once twice in the same night. then one winter break, me and my little brother moved in with my mom. it was the best day of my life.
    in middle school i came to understand what it ment to be gay. and being called "faggot" and "gay" really hurt. i cryed my self to sleep alot back then. and while i was trying to sleep through the tears I'd ask, "why?" not to "God" because i thought he hated me for it. but just to ask it. i couldn't understand why i had to be gay, and why people hated me for it. i started getting into alot of fights. and my grades reflected how i felt on the subject. In seventh grade i had sex for the first time. i was 14 and he was 16. he was very gentle with me, and i thought he loved me. but i knew it wasn't so when we stopped talking and he had a girlfriend. and after the sex, guilt set in. it was like every time someone said "faggot" or "queer" as i walked to the halls they knew about me. it made everything worse. my friends were great. they never judged me, and they would even defend me. i will always be completely thankful to them, even if i havent seen them in years.
    In high school things changed, i was friends with the hottest girls in school and socialized with the seniors. i was tall and attractive, and had girls hanging off me all the time. while i still had the words "faggot and "Queer" thrown at me, it still hurt but i was better at hiding it. and when people hurt me i tore them down and apart. makeing fun of then every second i could. but twords the end of freshman year i began to accept it. and after i accepted the fact that i was gay, that god didn't hate me, and that i was a regular person. the words were just words, when some one called me "faggot" it didn't affect me. it didn't hurt, it passed right passed me. and i began using them just as often cuz they were just words now. and so high school continued. and life was good for me.
    a little after i turned 18 i came out to everyone. my family accepted me of course. and my friends hadnt changed their opinion about me at all. i got a boyfriend and we were happy. he was a bigger stronger and older then me at 20. he always took care for me in the sweetest way. and one night when i was spending the night with him, he wouldn't take no for an answer. he violently raped me, buises covered my body, and i had cuts all over me, and i screamed at first but cryed durring the rest of the three hours of him rapeing me, while he was inside me he would punch me in the ribs and slap me accross the face and bite me drawing blood, screaming at me about nothing. when he finally passed out i put my jeans on an walked out of his house with just my jeans wallet, keys and cell phone, and walked the 15 miles home. i had never been so brutalized. i cryed the whole way home. ( i had no clue that i ever had so many tears) by the time i got home the sun was just lighting up my street. my step dad would be up makeing coffee, so in stead of letting him see me i climed in through my window and into my bed and slept for like 18 hours. when i woke up i got in the shower and washed my self profusely, i was in there for 2 hours. even when there was only cold water i still refused to get out, cuz i still felt dirty. i told my parents i didn't feel well and took a couple asprine before i went back to bed. i selpt for another 20 hours before i got up to eat. when i looked at my phone again i had a call from him, "i'm sorry" was all he had to say. i never spoke to him again. i wore long sleeve shirts and jeans for months to hide all the marks. the marks on my face werent so bad, i told my parents that i was drunk when i got home and fell down the stairs and thats where they came from.
    its been a little more then a year since that happened, and i've never told any one till now. i've accepted what happened to me. i don't hate myself for it. i cant say i don't hate him. and life is still good for me when i don't think about things. i've had boyfriends since who have only ever layed a hand on me in love or compassion. i've had sex and i'm not totally scared by my experiances. i don't live in fear of it ever happening again. i don't have night mares about it. and i'm really happy. i'm still looking for the man i wanna have a family with, and who i wanna marry and spend my life with. i go out and have fun, when someone calls me a "Faggot" i just let them know that their right, and they sound like an idiot for stateing the obvious. i say "thats so gay" to things that are stupid, and i i call my brother a "dirty faggot" in jest and then we horse around like a couple of morons. i love my family and friends and they love me.
    I want to thank who ever reads my story and give special thanks to anyone one who takes something from it. and i want the people who need advice to take it from me, Life goes on. no matter how hard yesterday was or how difficut today is shapping up to be. tomorrow will always be there to give you a new lease on life.
     
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    we don't all have intelligence and a wingspan like you, bro.
     
  10. mandrew

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    wow I just googled "gay story" and copy/pasted the first gay story I saw... after actually reading it that shit is fucked up :ugh:
     
  11. Alias

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    so last saturday night I was sitting at home on the computer like I do most nights, when my little brother came home from hanging out wiht some girls. He's 14 but sexually active, and sometimes I show him squirting pornos to show him out to satisfy a girl. but anyway, he came home with this little girl, and they went up to his room and closed the door. My parents were out at some tupperware party or some shit like that. Well I thought it was pretty hot when I heard them making out, so I went upstairs to listen through the door. After about 15 minutes i could hear the zippers unzipping and all that hot shit going on, and I coulndt take it anymore, I ran to my room, threw on some sweatpants for easy access, and started masturbating outside of his door. well 2 minutes later I heard him tell her he was going to go grab a sandwhich while he regenerated, so I ran to the bathroom to finish off. I stopped for a minute while I was in the bathroom and listened for his footsteps, but didnt hear anything so I started up again. Well just then he opened the goddamn door to the bathroom. He yelled what the fuck at me but just kept staring at me. He knew that I was a virgin even though I was 20 but still I know way more about sex, so he asked me what he should do with her next while still staring at my throbbing member that was in my hand. I said, well, in cum farters 9 he pulls out and jacks off like this; and started jerking it again. And then as I came, I explained to him that you put it up to her asshole right before you cum. He said oh.. well.. i mean.. I dont know if it will look sexy when I do that, becuase my cock isn't nearly as veiny as yours. I said what the fuck, that is completely irrelevant you nigger; and assured him that he probably had a beautiful cock. So he pulled it out. I swear to god I had never seen a cock with that much of a curve to the left, and right then, i knew I had to have it. The sheer mathematical right angle of it made it the sexiest thing I had ever seen. I swear i'm not gay, but that thing was just looking directly at the mirror to my right and I got down on my knees and manuevered around to get on it with my lips. Well after a minute I got my first taste of semen, and I've been openly bi ever since. But back tot he story, his gf walked home after we refused to open the bathroom door and she has never come back to our house since
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    Was there a question in this thread?

    But I get what you mean, it can be hit and miss to if you get the good mood of the trolls and those that have knowledge or they troll ya out.
     
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    If you're not a douche you can get good advice, especially through PM.
     
  14. Anders 7

    Anders 7 I aim to misbehave OT Supporter

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    This is one of the shitiest sub forums on the board.
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    Damn /b/ is shit today ...

    oh wait F&N ...
     
  16. Hood Moses

    Hood Moses I part the Black Seas...

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    Well go away we dont want your bitch ass here.
     
  17. Sgt. Friday

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    yeah this is by far the worst forum on this board, worse than the trailer park.
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    This forum has helped a lot of people who know how to read, actually want to change and don't want everything spoon fed to their fat asses.

    If you ask an intelligent question you'll probably get a good answer. If you talk about stupid shit, show you've done absolutely no research on your own, or come across as a prick... no you won't get help.
     
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    :bowrofl: at the morons who asked stupid questions and got stupid answers

    if you're not a total piece of shit, you CAN make successful threads in OTFN
     
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    Anything coming from Timber is like the word of God.
     
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    Check the stickies.
     
  23. Sgt. Friday

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    you gotta little cum on your lip there
     
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    Second look, it's herps!
     
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