FRK Funny Story !!!!

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  1. CBurgerjr

    CBurgerjr League leading 49 HR in 1986.

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    A few nights ago...Me and my wife had gone to a X-Mas party , and we did the Dirty Santa thing..........Well, My wife ended up with a very average sized Black dildo......She really isn't into toys at all....She still ended up with it...Well, To make a long story short...Last night , While she was taking a bath, I got the dildo and put in under my pilow...When she finally got out of the bath......We got a little frisky and ended up in the 69 position......While she was working on my TOOL....and I was eating her pussy...I slipped the dildo out from under the pillow and put it in her...DUDE...I was going to town on her.....After a minute or two....I pulled it out and asked he if it felt good....She turns around and looks at me like she's in SHOCK !

    She tells me that SHE THOUGHT I WAS FINGERING HER....I said Fuck baby , how many people have 8" fingers ? and we died laughing......Well, I thought it was funny......I hope some of you did too.:rofl:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    8"? very average? :(
     
  3. Evil Unicorn

    Evil Unicorn Lurk but Don't Touch

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    lol nice
     
  4. CBurgerjr

    CBurgerjr League leading 49 HR in 1986.

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    I guess it's average to be a Black one...:mamoru: :mamoru:
     
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    ah well. what I lack in bore and stroke I make up in RPM :rofl:
     
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    THT The easy way is always mined

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    for some reason I am picturing TINY from Devil's Rejects. He had pretty thick fingers.
     
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    i :love: that movie (and house of 1000 corpses)
     
  10. Boo439

    Boo439 Punish the deed, not the breed!

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    That was too funny!!! I pictured the whole scenario from start to finish. If my husband did that to me, I'd probably take the dildo and slap him upside the head with it, though. :rofl:
     
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    I've been slapped in the head with a giant black dildo, they HURT. That was the last time I did any backyard wrestling with that guy.
     
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    imori Phasma En Machina

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I'm serious, it's called rambone. Here's a pic. It almost knocked me out.

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