Funny Story: got her number, called...got a surprise!

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  1. Balzak

    Balzak New Member

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    I walked into a night club on Thursday with some friends and noticed the hostess/cashier but thought nothing of it. Later that night, as I was walking out, I remembered no regrets so I walked up to her, introduced myself and asked for her name. We chatted for a few minutes (lights were already on and people were walking out) and I asked if I could call her. She said yes and gave me her number.

    Fast forward to today, I call her while on my way to get some lunch and to my surprise, a guy picks up.

    Him:"Hello?" sounding suspicious
    Me: "Hey, how's it going? May I speak to [name]?"
    Him: "Who is this?"
    Me: "Oh, my name is _____ , who am I speaking to?"
    Him: "why'd you call her phone?"
    Me: "I just called to say hi"
    Him: "well, you can say hi to me...I'm Adrian, her BOYFRIEND" ..he's apparently upset
    Me: "Do you always answer your girlfriend's phone for her?"
    Him: "You can't call her phone anymore" sounding pissed off
    Me: "well...hey, didn't mean to bother, take it easy"

    ....we hang up, and he calls me back from her phone

    Me: "Long time no talk!"
    Him: "Hey, I just wanted to let you know, you can't talk to her...but here's my number, you talk to ME" ...and he starts giving me his number. I cut him off
    Me: "Adrian, Adrian....it's alright man, I am the LEAST of your worries. I didn't know she had a boyfriend"
    Him: "How'd yall meet?!"
    Me: "I met her at the club. She was working, and I asked for her number"
    at this point, I can't stop laughing because...c'mon, she just got busted!
    Him: "I see....well tell you wha-"
    Me: "Adrian...hey don't worry about me. Good luck with everything! Take care"
    Him: "bye"


    Cliffs: I get girls number, call a couple days later, and apparently her boyfriend picks up while she's right there.
     
  2. tominos

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  3. sportsjunkie

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    lol

    that's odd as hell

    she got busted :mamoru:

    kudos to you for being calm though :bigthumb:
     
  4. NCS

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    funny shit. handled it well too
     
  5. crunchy_black

    crunchy_black OT Supporter

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    Should of told him you hit it raw last night and it was the worst root you ever had
     
  6. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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  7. Balzak

    Balzak New Member

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    LOL, never heard of it being called root, but i like it.
     
  8. Takitome

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    He picked up her phone? She must have been caught before or something. Who the hell picks up someone elses phone :nono:
    That's not cool in my book, but he probably had a reason.
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Awesome. I'm glad she got caught.
     
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    jonno New Member

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    i thought you were going to say her kid answered or something :o
     
  11. Abomb

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    if her boyfriend is this fucking suspicious, she must really be running around behind his back. her boyfriend needs to sack the fuck up and dump this chick.
     
  12. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    cheating whore
     
  14. DTR rex

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    Sounds like this isn't the first time this has happened.

    "Adrian" needs to kick this girl to the curb before she starts fucking other guys (if this has not happened already).
     
  15. Original

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    :bigthumb:
     
  16. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl:

    Well, you sound like a stand-up guy Balzak. Way to handle it :coold:
     
  17. LS1S13

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    How do you know he is being suspicious? I pick up my wife's phone if it rings and she's can't answer it. Not because I think she's cheating.
     
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    me too... i get "yelled at" if I'm closest and I just let it ring!
     
  19. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    :bowdown:, great job on keeping calm!
     
  20. Balzak

    Balzak New Member

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    haha, I found it so funny that I was actually holding back the laughter. Good times :)
     
  21. Roasted

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    I probably would have covered for her to try and score points. lol :dunno:
     
  22. Never cover for a girl, you will then become another one of the 1,000 guys that covers for her too.
     
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    I probably would have said something similar, but more along the lines of "You DO know your woman is giving out her phone number to random guys, and you DO know you're WAY too jealous which means she is going to dump you unless you get some fucking self confidence and start acting like an adult. Good luck with that, dude. <click>"
     

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