funny shit people say when they are spotting someone

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  1. crucialkc

    crucialkc the earth is flat

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    heard this yesterday:

    "come on, jesus died for ya"

    needless to say, i was laughing my ass off.. dude was dead serious when he said it too. always hearing shit like "gotta lift big to get big bro" and "make this one count, maximum output!" etc etc
     
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    i always hear the "it's all you, bro" thing...one time i heard "you're girlfriend is cheating on you with me"
    he finished that rep.
     
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    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    This older gentlemen spotting yelled out "comon you mother fucking bitch fagget push that weight up". He was trying to motivate me. :hsugh:
     
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    :rofl: oh my god
     
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    JFForPresident Fuck me in the beard. OT Supporter

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    I say "push or die"
     
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    does that shit really help? :hsugh: I prefer to lift in peace...
     
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    :rofl:


    "i enjoy strawberry milkshakes, now push that shit asshole"
     
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    it doesn't help me at all. i dont like to yell or scream either i just try to quietly get psyched up and focus on the technique and breathing
     
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    "Hey... I can see your belly." :mamoru:
     
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    Try these next time...

    "Your sister was pretty good"
    "Lift it or I'm putting my balls on your face"

    I don't have people spot me because I always laugh at their attempts to motivate me.
     
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    Reply: I'm the anti-christ mother fucker!!!
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I like to yell I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS or PEOPLE FEAR ME or sometimes I AM SECONDS AWAY FROM RAPING YOU! when I'm spotting people.
     
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    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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    I always hear, DRIVE C'MON FINAL DREIIIIVE
     
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    i usually just plop my sack onto the persons face
     
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    :rofl: at jesus died for ya
    I've never had spotters who yelled shit at me... But I have had spotters who assisted my weight even though it was moving up (I know your gonna read this you little bitch :fawk:)
     
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    alwayz OT F+N lurker crew

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    :rofl: :rofl: :eek4:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXsjofFKD4
     
  19. crucialkc

    crucialkc the earth is flat

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    hahaha none of those lines I posted were ever said to me.. thankfully I never have had an experience that was as obnoxious as those.
     
  20. BlinginAssRims

    BlinginAssRims Now I'm blaumped out

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    "get money"
     
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    i fucking hate that shit
     
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    I can do 100 pushups In 20 minutes!
     
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    Dude, you must be HEWJ!!!:x:
     
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    I was spotting this black kid once and i went " freak that weight out !!!!!!!!"
     
  25. bear

    bear frankly rover i dont give a "woof

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    "push that shit or i will push your shit"
    :hsnono:
     
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