Funny Shirt Ideas

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  1. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Friends and I are planning a trip to Cancun in a month for a friends wedding bachelor party style: All of us in the wedding party are going down to party in Mexico.

    We want to make him wear a stupid t-shirt all week, or even make all of us wear stupid t-shirts all week, but can't really think of anything funny enough to make him/us wear.

    Any thoughts? It can be for an individual shirt for him, or something for all of us. If it helps he's a skinny ass East Indian (born in Canada) Doctor who is one of the smartest people I've ever met, and have been close friends for most of my life.
     
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    "Always a prenup"

    extra lulz since he's getting married.
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    LAST DAY OF HIS LIFE

    WILL TAKE PITY KISSES
     
  4. XaPU!M

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    This made me laugh, though I think it'd be over the head of the average Cancun partier.
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    I googled some ideas, and most were typical (ball and chain, print of a tux on a t-shirt, etc), though one I thought would be good for us groomsmen (again we'll be in Cancun) would be "Grooms Wingman" (Yes/No? Cool/Lame?)



    And I should point out that I don't want a shirt to help get him laid or kissed or anything inappropriate, I like his wife to be so I don't need to do that to her :rofl:
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Laaaammeee, but ok, here's his shirt:
    [​IMG]

    and the rest of you make "GROOMSMAN" shirts, made even better if you stick something on the back, like "I'm still free!"
     
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    :rofl:

    I'm the only nerd going sadly. There was a "PWNED" shirt I thought was hilarious but he'd never wear it or understand it.


    Though I like the back of the shirt idea. That's being done for sure! At least on mine since all but 1 of the other guys is already married.
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Glad I can help :)
     
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    haaaaaveeeee you met ted?
     
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    :bowrofl: :h5: :bowdown:
     
  11. XaPU!M

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    I don't get it :o
     
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    watch how i met your mother

    cliffs:

    barney (against marriage, live single life fuck girls typa guy) is always getting ted(relationship guy, lookin for marriage) to be his wingman, so he goes up to random girls and says "haaaaaaaave you met ted?" and then walks away
     
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    I guess I could always put the cliffs on the back of the shirt for anyone who doesn't understand it :dunno:
     
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    :dunno: how i met your mother is pretty popular, and i only said ted as a reference, for the shirt i would probably say something like haaaaaveee you met my groomsmen?
     
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    All the groomsmen guys should wear a shirt that reads "single" or "bachelor" and his shirt should say "Ain't gettin any"
     
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    [​IMG]

    Just change the pic so the cop is actually the bride.
     
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    win
     
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    DUDE! Perfect idea!
     
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    :bigthumb: Bought my SO his for his Bachelor party last week :mamoru:

    :wtf:

    How is that not as mean as the GAME OVER shirt???
     
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    Because I don't think the groom has ever played video games. (He was over a few weeks ago while I played a game on my PS3 and he couldn't stop laughing that people talk to each other in games).

    Everyone has played Monopoly
     
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    :hsugh: :dunno:
     
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    Relax, you still get credit for the back of the shirt idea :cool:
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: I laugh because I've never played Monopoly
     
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    My Bro's bought me this one for my Bachelor Party

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    I probably wouldn't have either if I grew up in a place like Florida.


    Us Canadians have to find something to do in the winter :o
     

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