FRK funny pump experience

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  1. My wife and i got all kinds of sex toys. I recently went and got a pump because,, you know, all guys are self conscious about there dick sizes, even though the wife says theres nothin to worry about. While she was in the bathtub, i decided to pump my dick up. I was at it for like 30mins, hurt like hell lol. I made that damn thing almost as big around as a coke can, looked weird. was so big that it couldnt even fit in her. 6 inches long and as big around as a coke can, kinda outa proportion lol.lol anybody else ever did this?
     
  2. The Fugue

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    No but im thinking I want a pump :eek3:
     
  3. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Guys..screw the pump. Its just ..weird. lol
     
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    Yeah, I doubt I would do it, but extra thickness is a very attractive thought.
     
  5. when we were tryin to do it, my wife was like... i feel like im trying to be fucked by a really fat guy
     
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    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Best thread of the day!
     
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    ahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  8. was kinda sick though, it streched the skin out on my dick so much, that if i was to jerk off, while semi hard, i would pretty much have a pussy to fuck , from all the skin lol. but today, all back to normal, and doesnt look funny or anything lol
     
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    how safe are these? :dunno:. Also, are the effects even semi-permanent? If you have to pump it every time, seems like a waste to me.
     
  10. Dirk Diggler

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    30 minutes is too long at one time and prolly will damage the wang. Shouldnt stay in there longer than 10 minute clips....
     
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    xela So say we all!

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