Funny programming joke

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  1. D1G1T4L

    D1G1T4L Active Member

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    "You can always tell who is a good computer programmer. A good computer programmer whose wife yells at him "Go to hell!" is more worried about the "go to" statement than why she is angry at him"


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  2. CompiledMonkey

    CompiledMonkey New Member

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    My professor was telling us we know we're programmers when our thought process for day to day things has us saying "if ... then ... else". :rofl:
     
  3. 6Double5321

    6Double5321 Into the blue again, after the money's gone

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    I did that even before I started programming.

    Code:
    If Me.Tired = True Then
         With Me
                 .Sleep = True
                 .Work = False
                 .GoAway = True
         End With
    End If
    
     
  4. 5Gen_Prelude

    5Gen_Prelude There might not be an "I" in the word "Team", but

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    00111010011100100110111101101100011011000110010101111001011001010111001100111010
     
  5. Aeolus

    Aeolus Charming, to the last

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    how about when you see someone say "something = some_quality" and you think to yourself that they should have used == because of testing, not assignment

    but that's just me.
     
  6. D1G1T4L

    D1G1T4L Active Member

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    yea happens a lot when i am talking to non-compute people

    and especially when i use != they are like, not it doesn't equal that... i am like it means NOT EQUAL damn it
     
  7. Penguin Man

    Penguin Man Protect Your Digital Liberties

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    Yea, I use != all the time too... People just don't get it. Also, I seem to always be thinking "Something > *" but can't really put it into words ;)
     

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