Funny ending to a date

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  1. CHOWBOX

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    As most of you know I’m a below knee amputee. And have been dating feverishly over the last months

    Well last weekend I was on a kick ass first date. Things got a little frisky at the end of the night back at my house. :naughty: We made it upstairs on to my bed. Shirts off, just fooling around. We both agreed that this was where we were going to call it for the night. Well in all the fun I had no idea my prosthesis had come off in the bed (I take it off when I take my pants off in the normal course of everyday living). I took one step out of bed – to flat on my face. We had split a couple bottles of Malbec so I was a bit saucy. I looked over and asked her “where the fuck did my leg go?” we laughed for 15 minutes straight. We have been on 3 dates since, and we still laugh about that night. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Rule of thumb – make sure all your parts are attached before making that first step :bigthumb:
     
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  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: Glad the leg doesn't stop you or the women you date :bigthumb:
     
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    Can't be. And if they have a problem with it, then they're not worth my time.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    I love hearing stuff like this. (being able to find humor in stuff that would make most people here insecure)
     
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    :bowdown:

    And if they disrespect you, beat em with the leg :bowdown:
     
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    If I ever see a one-legged man in Eagan, I'm gonna shout "CHOWBOX!" his way and see if it's you. :rofl: funny story and great upbeat, happy attitude.

    How'd you lose your leg anyways? Were you a soldier?
     
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    :rofl:
     
  8. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I'm picturing a guy hoppin towards someone with a prosthetic leg in one hand ready to clobber the guy. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

    Good shit CHOWBOX and good way to handle it. Situations are only awkward if you make them / let them be awkward.
     
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    lol it's awesome you have a sense of humor about that shit

    I'd use it to make some awkward fucking situations

    Like if your boss is giving you shit just be like "it's my leg isn't it", take it off, and throw it on his desk.

    hilarious shit nonetheless!
     
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    i think i would die laughing if i saw this
     
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    femur bash
     
  14. CHOWBOX

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    Yamaha R1 - July 1999 , dumb ass pulled in front of me. my leg got popped on his rear chrome bumper.


    If we roshambo, i go first. Carbon legs don't have much give.:bigthumb:
     
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    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    :rofl: awesome story man.

    I like your style.
     
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    You are so brave. :)
     
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    :rofl: totally just thought of "Duece Bigelow" hahaha

    I am glad that it didn't turn out to be an akward moment. Just out of curiousity... Did she know about this before hand or when you fell on your face?
     
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    thats funny as hell. Do you have you're other leg? or both are amputated?
     
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    Man, haha, I was in stitches reading through this thread.

    Chowbox, you're awesome dude.. and even though you had some unfortunate shit, you're making the best out of it, man. Good for you.
     
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    Not that it's any of my business and feel free not to answer but why do you have a prosthetic leg? Were you born without a lower leg? Car/Motorcycle accident?

    edit - never mind you said amputee. It would help if I read before I posted.
     
  21. CHOWBOX

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    motorcycle. never dropped my bike though:bigthumb:

    little bit of blood for the non-squeemish:wavey:
    http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/31489/blood.GIF?no_history

    http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/31490/fullleft.GIF?no_history

    http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/31488/rear.JPG?no_history
     
  22. CHOWBOX

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    i only lost my left leg
     
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    she knew.
     

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