Funny/embarrassing v.taking a shit in the gym

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    Today was one of my more intense workout days (see my log, http://forums.offtopic.com/showpost.php?p=84601172&postcount=40).

    Half way through my workout my breakfast was really starting to churn in the stomache (and I hadn't shit yet today).

    I was fatigued, sweating, and a little bit disoriented, but knew I MUST find the bathroom.

    I don't normally go to the bathroom at the school gym, but this was necessary. I finally found it, hopped on the handicap toilet, and started dropping BOMBS.

    Damn it felt good.

    So I'm sweating from just plopping over and over and gassing it out, and suddenly I hear like a dozen girls walk in. I looked through the bathroom door crack -- It was the GIRLS VOLLEYBALL team... and they are SMOKING HOT.

    I quickly thought about it for a second... and realized there were no urinals when I walked in.

    FUCK, I'M IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM.

    A couple girls knock and I just knock back, not wanting to tip off that I'm a dude. I figure they will NEVER leave. Fuck. I'd normally shit myself, but I just dropped every ounce of waste into this murky pond below me.

    One girl goes "damn it's pretty rank in here" and I almost blew my cover by cracking up, but I remained cool.

    After about 15 minutes, they all left. But as I was washing my hands, another one walked in, looked at me, and I smiled and said "men's room is locked".


    There are no locks on the doors. :hsugh:
     
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    kekekekekekeke i loled
     
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    that ain't right.
     
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    Since you didn't get caught, you can keep doing it from now on
     
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    how embarrassing :mamoru:
     
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    nice bro

    you should've popped out and watched them undress
     
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    That's awesome.
     
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    Story would have been better if you walked out while they were all undressed.

    And had pics to go with it.
     
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    after the first wave of bombs, u flush so there is no STANK! unless your course of action is chemical warfare
     
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    :mamoru: at thread.

    When I was in first year university we intentionally went into the women change room at the U of T athletic centre. Got caught twice in that one night.
    Were cell phones or digital cameras already around in '87?
     
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    Ya except they came in suit cases and weighed like 35lbs.
     
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    You should I have said "Sorry nasty hormone disorder, I have a vag, no worries."

    It would have ensured plenty of quality time in there for future dates....
     
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    I wish they would've joined you in a game of battleshits.
     
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