Everyone knows that I'm in bed by 9:00pm. I turn my porch light out as well so no one will disturb me. Tuesday night at 11:30pm, someone knocks on my door. My dog starts barking and going crazy. I jump up so fast that I pulled my cpap machine off of the nightstand. I grab my 12 guage remington 870 and run to the fromt door in my undies. I open the door and there's this punk ass kid standing there. You should have seen the scared ass look on his face. He was about to piss his pants. He says "Is Karen here?" I said "Karen is busy right now so get the fuck off of my property!" He tore ass out of my yard so quick! So then, all the lights are still off in my house. I go to the kitchen to give my dog a treat for being a good puppy and guarding the house. Well, I had a glass of crystal light sitting on the counter. When I reached for the treat jar I knocked the glass off of the counter. Crystal light got all over me, the fridge and the floor. I was not happy. If I ever see that kid again I will choke slam him!!