MIL Funniest thing a military doctor ever said to me.....

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  1. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    "So, are you familiar with Motrin?"

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    mikeflys1 New Member

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    First thing i thought before even clicking the thread :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
    They love that shit.
     
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    Take motrin, drink water, take a knee and face out.
     
  5. whitecouch

    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    What I want to know is who did the motrin manufacturers had to fuck...

    *edited to reflect past tense, that person is probably long gone.
     
  6. Maffy29

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    That shit is great.
     
  7. origin unknown

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    percocet ftw
     
  8. Ozner

    Ozner Offical TSL OP Leghumper

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    my doc loves to prescribe vicodin and thyordal
     
  9. jmx2323

    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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    I was saluted as an OT at AFOTS by a COT Lt Colonel last week. They are literally more clueless then most of the OTS students are. But we still have to salute them, but only if they dont salute us first lol.
     
  10. sierrabravo

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    funniest thing a military doc has said to me, in the course of trying to figure out whats wrong with my knees, he said "even a blind squirrel will trip over an acorn sooner or later"
     
  11. whitecouch

    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    So he was the bling squirrel, right?:noes:
     
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    yeah he pretty much was the squirrel, the guys funny as hell, but if he knew as much about my condition as he knows about being funny I might be fixed/discharged by now, not working on it...
     
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    I was in for my phsyical and the doc said "if you fart in my face I will kick your ass". I lol'd and he told me that a guy in earlier that day ripped one in his face.
     
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    When I got my wisdom teeth pulled the oral surgon said "You should wake up in about an hour and a half... I hope."
     
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    Lolz that's some funny shit.
     
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