Funniest running advice ever....

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    :bowrofl:
     
  2. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    I thought it was funny :dunno:.
     
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    Jam_Master_J New Member

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    I don't get it.
     
  4. Grouch

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    sounds about right.
     
  5. disblohs

    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    motherfucker you only know about crunking. leave this running nonsense to the experts :ugh:
     
  6. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Ok...I don't really see anything funny about that but that's just me.
     
  7. Grouch

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    I used to run. When I was actually an athlete anyways.
     
  8. Jam_Master_J

    Jam_Master_J New Member

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    I prefer to walk, I've never thrown up from walking.
     
  9. BlinginAssRims

    BlinginAssRims Now I'm blaumped out

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    running is fucking great
     
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    yeah, cause you'll win every race running slow... stupidest advice ever.
     
  11. Grouch

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    :rofl: people that dont know how to pace themselves
     
  12. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Yeah you should begin the 2 mile with a balls out sprint.
     
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    yeah you should begin the 2 mile in last place starting slow. you know. to build the confidence of the competition as they smoke you for a couple laps. then you come from behind and beat 'em all with your amazing solo run and crush their egos. no, you'll lose.

    the 2 mile never has a "slow point" unless you or your competition flat out sucks.
     
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    I like how we decided to get you to do cardio. but then the whole not being able to dodge bullets thing kinda sucked.
     
  15. Grouch

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    you've never watched a track meet have you.

    The point is lap time quicken as the race goes. And the slowest lap is generally first. :slap:
     
  16. JAFAR

    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    I believe the 3200 to be THE test of a runner's ability.
     
  17. solid snake

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    coaches say the darndest things.
    "son, you are slower than molasses in january."
    "will you boys stop playing swords and go tackle number 26?"
     
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    knowledge Bike Crew Lurker

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    qft. It's all about negative splits, if you think otherwise, you don't know much about competitive running (this excludes sprints., short runs)
     
  19. GOGZILLA

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    :rofl: fucking owned never post again kronik
     
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