FRK Fun with Vegetables.

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  1. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    I recieved some fresh vegetables from these women I house/pet sit for last night. Among the fruits and tomatoes was this enormous cucumber. I shit you not, it was about 14 inches long and 3'' wide. I giggled at it a bit, thinking about all those little stories you hear about desperate women and the things they do with such well endowed vegetables.

    So earlier today, im talking to a friend online. My friend has to go into a meeting, I get bored and so I decide I'll kill some time with masturbation. So Im laying on the bed, playing lazily with my bullet vibrator when my mind wanders over to the fridge and its hidden present inside. I stop..think a bit..then get up and go get that cucumber, now freezing cold, out of the fridge and pop it into the microwave for about 30 seconds and return to my room.

    Im a small girl. I can't take too much in and having only slept with one man for the past 4.5 years, my body is pretty accustomed to one size. So I was needless to say a bit concerned about how the hell i would fit that much inside me. But we all know, girls are resiliant and stretchy...and with a little natural lubrication and a little squeezing, I managed to fit a fair amount inside without too much difficulty. And wow! The feeling! I turned on my vibrator and sat on top of that cucumber and rocked back and forth slightly, feeling that little hook that nature made on this veggie rub and push against the inside of me. Soon, I was spiralling into one of the most intense orgasms ever. I held off, took a deep breath...i wasnt ready to end this yet. When the waves died down, I went to it again..and found myself in the same situation, moaning and gasping as my orgasm approached once more. I fought it back 2 more times before succumbing to it and crying out with surprise and intense pleasure before shakily removing it and collapsing on the bed, dazed.

    Soon, i got up, wiped it off and put it neatly back in the refrigerator. I'll be eating that later. ;)
     
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    :naughty: :yum:

    I've used a carrot and cucumber for various things before. I usually threw them away though :o
     
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    I won't be leaving my desk for a minute or two...
     
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    wannaseemysocks I Have Big Socks...

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    Hehehehehe...when I was in Portugal, my boy asked me to do a show...through the webcam...

    A cucumber and a nice carrot helped me a lot...he's always remembering that moment...he loved it. And me too. :)
     
  7. nutcase99

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    Damn thats a hot story :)
     
  8. QUEEN BLUE

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    wow :naughty: never played with veggies before, sounds awesome though!
     
  9. _syn

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    Tell me more about this friend? :dunno:
     
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    sounds hot!
     
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    no shit man!

    cherry, girl, damn. thats about all i can say right now. i read this and really can't get up right now. you know i have a garden?
     
  12. dr_sarcasm

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    I'm having trouble thinking of a witty reply right this instant, as it seems all the blood has decided to rush into my other head...

    Going into this business meeting is gonna be just fun, with that mental image in mind. Thank you, Cherryfire.

    :naughty:
     
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    LMAO
    Have fun at the meeting. Try to stay focused. And hope that you don't have to speak.
     
  14. Tovarizzle

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    :drool:

    -Tovarizzle, who was stuck under the desk when he first read this thread
     
  15. Priceless:rofl:
     
  16. kitty

    kitty Uppity ass cat OT Supporter

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    Cherryfire has such a way with words:yum: I'm going shopping right NOW!
    I really have always wondered what guys are thinking when they watch women pick out cucumbers.:eek3:

    A guy I was dating and I were playing around one night and wondered what it would feel like to have a 3 some..so I ran to the fridge, grabed a cucumber and went to town. It was a lot of fun and we didn't have to worry about the cucumbers feelings.
     
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    If u fuck urself fast enough with a corn u can pop some kernals and make enough for a movie later on.
     
  18. Lodhiz14

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    Hmmm Very interesting, Heheheh. So just like a backup if the microwave breaks down!
     
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    who knew mother nature could produce pleasure inducing things of that umm caliber

    :o
     
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    :rofl:
     
  22. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Its just this guy I know that I talk to online. We relate on a lot of things. Pretty cool cat. :)
     
  23. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Glad to see this topic was so well recieved..Sorry for the er..discomfort..lol..Im sure you kids were able to take care of it. ;)
     
  24. Eastwood

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    any pics of the cucumber? lol
     
  25. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    lol..its in my fridge.
     

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