fun sex coupons?

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  1. bearsdidit

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    hey i need some ideas to put into a card that i'm going to give a girl for her bday... i haven't known the girl for too long but i thought it would be a fun idea. i was thinking about the usual; message etc but i wanted to get a few more.
     
  2. HoneyBunny

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    You mean like "1 blowjob" or "20 minutes massage?"
     
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    ya any ideas would be helpful
     
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    Well if it is for her they should be coupons meant for her. Massage is always a good one and maybe foot rub or you making her up a relaxing bath.
     
  5. Torzilla

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    make that a sponge bath
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

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    :mamoru: People do that? That would creep me out!
     
  7. bearsdidit

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    ya a sponge bath would be mad creepy.
     
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    -if she likes shopping "1 day of shopping" with you of course. (this is granted you dont go shopping with her. I did that once because I always refused to go shopping with the girl)
    -"1 homemade dinner and movie of your choice"
    -"1 night out doing whatever you want"
    -"1 session of refrigerator sex" :rofl:
    -"1 massage/foot rub"
     
  9. Torzilla

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    pfft fine
    how bout breakfast in bed?
     
  10. bearsdidit

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    good ideas, keep them coming! i think i'm going to go with 4 or 5:

    message
    use of her handcuffs
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    shower to clean us up
    breakfast
     
  11. Viper

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    Are you just looking to make her laugh?

    Cause I was just wondering if people actually USE these coupons. I think I did that once when I was a kid for my mom (coupons for like doing dishes and shit like that, not massages :hsugh:) and I don't think she ever even used them.
     
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    i dont really expect her to actually redeem the coupons because the same things would happen with or without them but hopefully the idea is appreciated.
     
  13. Falconer

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    what is refrigerator sex?
     
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    Do it but make them all about you :rofl:

    - 1 you give me a free blowjob
    - 1 i get to fuck you in the ass
    - 1 you can cook dinner of whatever you want
    - 1 you give me a massage set to the music of whatever CD you want
     
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    :rofl:

    This.
     
  16. bearsdidit

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    hahah thats awesome!
     
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    I like.
     
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    have you not seen "dont be a menace to the south central while drinking your juice in the hood" ?????/
     
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    i found a great template online for sexy Gift certificates through MS office 2007... this should go well, i'll post updates tomarrow!
     
  20. Falconer

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    i have not
     
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    and?
     
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    she absolutely loved the idea!! as mentioned before, I think she was excited about the actually idea of the coupons rather then the coupon itself. as a result, the sex has been pretty amazing
     
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    Haha awesome. Has she used any of them? :mamoru:

    Basically just get foods from your fridge and use them during sex. (Chocolate sauce, cucumbers, ect) The movie bjonsey77 mentioned has a pretty funny scene with refrigerator sex. You should watch it sometime. lol
     
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    lol, no she hasn't redeemed any of the coupons per se.
     
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