Fucked up good bros.

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    I take fish oil before I go to bed. Well, I got a fistful of fish oil caps last night and put it in my pajama pockets, went out to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Was kind of hungry so I made myself a PB and J and grabbed a glass of milk. Then I spotted some beef jerky that my roommate had bought so I ate that too. Shit was MAD tender. :cool:

    Came back to my bedroom, brushed my teeth and went to bed.

    Woke up this morning with a pocketful of busted fish oil caps. Sheets are permenantly fermented with fish odor. GF is yelling at me because I am retarded.

    Literally have washed these sheets 4 different times. Bleach, vinegar, baking soda, nothing gets this fucking smell out :rofl:

    No pussy tonight, maybe I can wrap myself in the fish smelling sheet and make believe I am back inside the womb.

    Fucked bros.
     
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    You sound like the guy who poured milk straight into his tub of whey.
     
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    I didnt even smell it this morning, she is the one that noticed it.

    I then I was like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
     
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    I know man she was fucking bullllshit at you brutha
     
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    You should have just turned it back on your gf.

    "Why do our sheets smell like fish?"

    "I dont know. YOUR the one with the vagina, woman."
     
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    I can't imagine. I had a bottle of fish oil and a few of the caps busted so the all the pills had a coating of raw oil on the outside. It tasted/smelled horrible. I can't imagine having that smell running around your bedroom.
     
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    everyone in main was telling telling her to rub her poon on it. :rofl:
     
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    Tell the GF the smell is coming from her and to go take a shower ...

    Repeat and rinse!!

    Darn should have read the whole thread ... joke already taken.
     
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    i came in to say you shoulda looked at the gf and been like "whatya lookin at me for women, start washin your clam better"
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    That sucks. Sounds like something I would do when I :420:
     
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    I've gotten blazed a fuck before and then woke up in the morning with a spoon, a half empty open jar and peanutbutter all over my fucking pillow and bed sheets. Had to be all sneaky about washing my sheets that day at home. :rofl:
     
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    Baking soda didn't work? I was going to suggest that but you said you already tried it...
     
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