I take fish oil before I go to bed. Well, I got a fistful of fish oil caps last night and put it in my pajama pockets, went out to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Was kind of hungry so I made myself a PB and J and grabbed a glass of milk. Then I spotted some beef jerky that my roommate had bought so I ate that too. Shit was MAD tender. Came back to my bedroom, brushed my teeth and went to bed. Woke up this morning with a pocketful of busted fish oil caps. Sheets are permenantly fermented with fish odor. GF is yelling at me because I am retarded. Literally have washed these sheets 4 different times. Bleach, vinegar, baking soda, nothing gets this fucking smell out No pussy tonight, maybe I can wrap myself in the fish smelling sheet and make believe I am back inside the womb. Fucked bros.