FUCK THE POLICE

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  1. july23rd1989

    july23rd1989 Blood for Lube

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    Just finished an awesome workout, felt great. Jumped in my car and headed home for a PWO shake. I live in a small town (8000 population) and my house is literally 30 seconds away. I just pull out of the gym, and see a cop pull up behind me, lights go on.

    Pulled me over for not having my seat belt. I own a taxi business with my brother and when driving a taxi you don't have to wear your seat belt. Anyways didn't have my license on me since I don't bring my wallet to the gym and the shorts I was wearing didn't even have any fucking pockets.

    Piece of shit man we wait 20mins delaying my PWO shake then gave me a ticket for not having my license on me. Worst fucking buzz kill after a good gym day.
     
  2. RICK RO$$

    RICK RO$$ Active Member

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    I have no love for the popo but thats your own damn fault

    also lol NO NOT A 20 MINUTE DELAY FOR MY PWO SHAKE NOW I'LL NEVER BE HUUUUUUUUGE
     
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    Yeah it's your own fault broheim.

    And don't make a thread for this, there's a brag or COMPLAIN thread already.
     
  4. RICK RO$$

    RICK RO$$ Active Member

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    FUCK I MISSED MY ANABOLIC WINDOW I NEED 50CC'S OF CELLTECH STAT
     
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    if you live literally a 30 second drive from the gym then why not just walk
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    OFFICER CAN WE MAKE THIS QUICK I'M A BODYBUILDER AND I NEED TO GET PROTEINS INTO MY BLOODSTREAM THE LONGER YOU TAKE THE HARDER IT IS FOR ME TO GET SWOLE
     
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    RICK RO$$ Active Member

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    FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

    *bongs a muscle milk*
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
     
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    ride a bike next time
     
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    you fuck up. now jcuts is definitely going to be you at the olympia
     
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    :rofl: if you live a 30 second drive from the gym then JUST FUCKING WALK! what's the point if getting in shape if you can't handle a two minute walk?
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    good job trying to sound cool by adding in the whole pwo shake bs. that's one of the corniest things ive ever heard bro
     
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    LocTite98 Chillin'

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    BoypussY game over.

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    lol@ the cop delaying your PWO shake...fucking hilarious. :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
     
  18. retorq

    retorq What up bitch??

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    You should have called your bro for a ride home in a taxi.
     
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  20. july23rd1989

    july23rd1989 Blood for Lube

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    Need to have a taxi with me at all times, for back up.

    As for the comments about pwo, I was at the gym for 3 hours (ran into a friend so I was talking for about an hour) so I was pretty fucking hungry, dont hate bros.
     
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    shoulda sucked his cock
     
  22. LocTite98

    LocTite98 Chillin'

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    i posted in pink
     
  23. LocTite98

    LocTite98 Chillin'

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    this new color thing is cool plum
     
  24. knucks

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    thread backfire
     
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    Yeah fuck them for upholding the law.
     
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