Fuck Im pissed off, this morning I asked for one thing for breakfast and got another.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    I came in later to work and after my shake in the am with which i usually make my oats and whites..........i went straight to work without those two.

    so my co worker offered to go to the bagel store.

    i asked for a whole wheat wrap (bad already) with egg whites, veggies and canadian bacon figuring id have a nice, yet still clean breakfast.

    what do i get?

    whole wheat wrap, CHEESE, canadian bacon, and an omelette.

    so an omelette wrap with canadian bacon and cheese.

    i was starving so i pounded it, now i feel guilty. how many cals you guise think that was :sad2:
     
  2. CyberBullets

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    a trillion

    (answer your pm you douche canoe)
     
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    you're fine

    the canadian bacon will politely excuse itself from your stomach to make room for the other food
     
  4. Patrick Bateman

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    im not answering a question via pm which has been answered numerous times in numerous fucking threads.

    the topic of "waxy tampax maize" as you put it has been answered on this forum about 75 times and you can always do research on your own.

    stop being a lazy faggot.
     
  5. bigdamray

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    Don't worry about it bro, you'll be fine.
     
  6. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    you'll be fine

    but to answer your question, probably like 1000 :rofl:

    They cook that shit in butter and load on the cheese.
     
  7. gsxtasyd

    gsxtasyd Lift Big........Eat Big........Sleep Big........GE

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    youre fine...1 meal aint no thing. you had some extra fat in the cheese and eggs, but the fats in the eggs is good fat so its just alittle bit extra cals no biggie
     
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    don't sweat it
     
  9. evolude

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    isn't that like 2/3 of your daily caloric intake?
     
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    or surprise fuck the wife/gf/bf of guy who fucked it up, or better yet, surprise fuck him
     
  11. Patrick Bateman

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    thanks bros you bros make me feel better, im going to do extra cardio tonight.
     
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    yeah, but i'm not bateman :o
     
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    oh yes your majesty, thank you :noes:
     
  14. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    there ya go. if i blow a meal i just work out extra hard.
     
  15. gsxtasyd

    gsxtasyd Lift Big........Eat Big........Sleep Big........GE

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    I actually typed out jsut do some extra cardio but then I was liek shit your msging Bateman, Bateman doesnt do cardio. lulz
     
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    "sup bateman? hey bro, can you rite me up a diet and routine so i can look jacked as fuck like you?

    thanks man, eh?"
     
  17. Patrick Bateman

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    you dont know how many of these i get every fucking day, i feel bad for timber, pur and the other guys
     
  18. Patrick Bateman

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    ive actually been doing like 10-15 mins elliptical post work out lately :dunno:
     
  19. evolude

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    don't let uglybob IM you... unless you want to know his daily workout, PRs and daily rants etc. :mamoru:
     
  20. RICK RO$$

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    I had some lortabs for breakfast.

    no carbs, no fats, no calories!
     
  21. evolude

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    :werd: he definitely does...

    "the genes possibly, but then there's also the 25 yrs that i've put in. yeah, i think that'll be an accurate estimate of how long i've been working out for..."
     
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    i asked him about waxy :( i don't inject enough stuff to be jacked as fuck like him eh
     
  23. Patrick Bateman

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    if he does, more power to him, the messages i get are literally "bro what kinda food should i eat and give me ur routine to GET JAXXORED BRO"

    and theyre 100% serious.

    how the fuck can you sit there and answer 10 of those per day seriously. :ugh:


    when i get a somewhat specific question where i can tell the person legit has a question after doing reading himself and maybe a question specific to me, i am always happy to answer them. when theyre lazy and i can tell itll just be a waste of my time typing it out for them i dont bother
     
  24. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    But I sent you nudes bro wtf gives?
     
  25. bigdamray

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    Copy and paste?
     
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