FUCK, I finally did it.

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  1. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    Walk into gym half awake at 5:45AM

    Swipe my membership card at the desk.

    "Have a good workout."

    "Thanks, you too."

    :uh:
    :uh:
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    :uh:

    I walked away quickly.
     
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    it's even worse when a girl says this in the elevator

    her: hey i think my left shoe is slightly darker than my right

    Me: hmm maybe but then again i could be color blind.

    her: :hsugh:

    me: :io:
     
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    i have the perfect mp3 of stand-up comedy for this..

    it's called "You Too.mp3" :o

    person at the ticket counter: "have a nice flight"
    me: "you too.. you know.. um.. if you ever fly anywhere."
     
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    just be glad it you didn't do that to some hot young thang that offered to let you fuck her till she bleeds
     
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    thanks for the update
     
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    :rofl: Ive done that at the gym also.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I do that to pizza/delivery guys all the time.

    "Enjoy your pizza."

    "You too!!!!!"

    <door closes>

    :uh:
     
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    I do that shit all the time. Even at work.

    joe: Hey, how are ya?
    me: you to.
     
  12. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    lawl
     
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    hehe, thats even funnier because you know the pizza guy probably thinks you were fucking with him. He probably heard it like "You enjoy your pizza to you worthless fucking pizza boy. Since thats all your life is, is pizza. go kill yourself already."
     
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    I consciously DONT say that at the gym because I've done it before in other situations. :rofl:
     
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    Thanks all morning I was dying to know what you were gonna say to her today, now my day, scratch that my life is complete.
     
  16. Buzz Killington

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    I hope you trip and fall down sandpaper covered stairs, slide across a pile of rusty razor blades, and thence into a pool of AIDS.

    :eek3:
     
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    xela So say we all!

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    :rofl:
     
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    Now you are talking baby:rofl:
     
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    will keep this word in mind for scrabble. thx and you too!
     
  21. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    When I troll, I troll classy.
     
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    xela So say we all!

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    It must be the lawyer in you. ;)
     
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    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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    I've always wondered this being good friends with El Slotho too is do you actually have a BMW?
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    You mean the trolling or the class? Wait, don't answer that :o

    Sort of. I have a Mini Cooper S now. When I joined OT I had a pair of BMW 1600-2's ('68 and '70). I have also owned two or three 2002s, a 3.0s (a Bavaria with more options), a couple 320i's, a 325is, and most recently (sold in 2004) an M6. I'm sure I'm forgetting something too :rofl:
     
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    Same shit happens with the woman who swipes us in at our dining hall.

    For 3 years she's been swiping me in and ALWAYS says "Thank you Alec, have a nice meal."

    ...and I've consistently said "thanks, you too Grace"

    she really must think I'm a fucking moron
     
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