Fuck. How small and fat am I going to get? This is AWFUL.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    So I'm not sure if you all know my current condition. But I have a broken nose, need surgery on it, after which a cast will go on it for a short period of time, not sure exactly, im assuming 4-7 days, my stitches are out from the cut on it.....but its still displaced, and needs the surgery which is tuesday.

    Before my accident, I took a week off as it was 3 months without one. The accident happened on the day BEFORE i was going to return to the gym. Now Im currently on 2 weeks out of the gym. Looks like it may be another 1-2 before I can even get back in there. As of right now doctors are telling me I better stay out becuase it will fuck up the pressure in my head, and precautionery measures as to not drop anything/hit anything with my nose/head.

    Either way this fucking sucks. I feel like im disintegrating into nothing. :wtc:
     
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    What happened?
     
  3. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    he totally dissed the new FCUK line at a sexy fashion party
     
  4. Patrick Bateman

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    was in a club, jealous ex of a girl i was talking to, assaulted me from behind with a bottle. got knocked unconscious, broken nose. need surgery on it, had stitches, etc.
     
  5. Patrick Bateman

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    Already has :wtc:
     
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    Shit. Where you able to press charges?
     
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    :eek3: sorry broly
     
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    007 Riden, sliden, whipin and dippin, my chrome strips

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    If that happened to any of my friends or me, the fuck would leave with a bullet hole in his head, fuck clubs and shit anyways, being around so many dumb people with nothing to lose who live in small pathetic worlds isnt worth it.
     
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    What would your ELITE athlete family think of something like that?!?!? :rofl:
     
  10. Patrick Bateman

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    yes he was arrested and the court process shit is all begining, fucking pain in the ass man. :wtc:
     
  11. Patrick Bateman

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    I kind of have my hands tied behind my back bro. Do I want to kill him? sure......hes a fucking pussy.....couldnt face me head on, had to do it when I was turned back and unaware.....I had no clue. But can I do anything myself? Not unless I want this to ruin my life.......soon as the police finds him in a pool of his own blood first thing theyll ask is did you have an altercation with anyone recently......bang, im fucked. I send people out to do it, and who knows if theyre caught and if they will or wont squeal?
    Its a hard situation.

    As for not going to clubs, its kind of hard at my age, im 22, most of my friends go, its fun to meet chicks and shit, i like good house music, its just hard to avoid bro. Now ofcourse I will limit my club going more.
     
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    Yep. And like denial added... low life probably has low life friends.

    I think I posted it before but my training partner had a buddy that got into a fight in a club. I don't know the exact details but buddy got knocked out during the fight. Anyway got up and went home after the fight and went to bed. This was on a Thursday. Never woke up again. And by Sunday was pronounced dead.

    As I said I'm not sure of the details but I don't think the guy he fought with intended on killing him. Now he's definitely got a manslaughter charge on his hands.
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    Just keep doing cardio
     
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    no need to limit it , your the infamous bateman everyone seems to talk about :mamoru: :bowdown:

    just rip off a sideview mirror and put it on your shoulder so when your macking anyone run behind just use a forearm smash to break there face

    :rofl: :rofl:

    it sucks to hear it. maybe you'll catch him in a few months and u can beat him up then..

    one thing. was he a big guy? or just a smaller fuck who thought he was tough with a beer bottle.
     
  15. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Sounds like a result of his brain swelling. This is what happens when shitheads kick people in the head when they're on the ground.
     
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    smaller guy, smaller then me, kinda bulky i guess, maybe 5'7, 150-160? But shit, I dont care who you are how big you are, you can go up to ronnie coleman, smash him in the face and he'd be down for the count........I still have no recollection idea/where he came from, when, how, etc. was out of the blue.
     
  17. pussy, most boys i know would have een able to defend the attack.


    sucks tho man, i hope you dont shrink too much :)
     
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    Why is this fatfuck not banned yet?
     
  19. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Give him some time, if he keeps posting I'm sure it won't take long.
     
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    anything you lose you will gain back really quickly i'm sure...especially for someone like you who obvsiously has serious dedication...you will still look way above average even without being in the gym for a month
     
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    :werd: don't sweat it, you'll be back better than ever. as for the guy...
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    404 Delt Smash Not Found

    Anyway sorry to hear it man.....Sucks, but he will get his.....
     
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    That sucks, but I think you will be fine. The psychological effects will be worse than the actual physical catabolism.
     
  24. Patrick Bateman

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    True that
     
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    Man. I wouldn't go after this guy at all for the reasons you mentioned. The courts will happily send him to a "pound me in the ass" prison for you.

    The thought of that should be comforting to you...now if he gets off for the criminal crap by some legal BS. Then just sue him in civil court for your lost wages and stuff...the pay check is probably more comforting than seeing him
    with a 3rd eye.

    Don't fuck up your life by trying to get him...he isn't worth it.
     
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