First, thanks to Tovarizzle for coming up with the idea. The rules are as follows: Timeframe Once the Official Thread and Rules are Posted, you have 2 Weeks to post a story. (this means the deadline is Aug 17, midnight PST) After that point, submissions are closed, and there will be a few days for everybody to read through any stories that they may have missed. Then, a separate thread will be created with a poll where people can vote for their favorites. After a week in voting, the Winner will be declared. There are no big, grandiose prizes, just the knowledge that you won and that your story inspired countless orgasms. Official Submission Rules 1. No Plagarism. Using a similar theme to an existing story is quite acceptable, but word-for-word copying is not cool, and such entries will be disqualified once proof has been passed on to the proper authorities. 2. Nothing too illegal. That means no underage participants and nothing that would get Freakyshiat, the Mods, or Fazle in trouble. If you have any questions as to acceptable content, ask a Mod or the contest keeper. 3. Vanilla is best kept to Ice-Cream. Given, not everybody has the same levels/areas of relative freaky, but this likely isn't the place for romantic, missionary romance novel style stories. Try and keep some element of freaky in there, whether that be conventional freaky, or your own particular fetish. 4. If "Jenny's Surprise" involves 2 aliens, 80' of Barbed Wire, a Giraffe and a set of golf clubs, it's likely best to mention that beforehand. Perhaps say who's involved (M/F, M/M, F/F, MM/F, etc) , what's involved (more conventional sex, heavy bondage, watersports, etc), and a quick synopsis, just in case there are some story types that some people would rather not read. 5. We don't need the "War and Peace" of Erotica, but we don't want a 3 sentence story either. Aim for between 750 and 3500 Words, but if you're a little over/under, that's fine. 6. English, please. On this board, English is the majority language, and as such, we want as many people as possible to be able to comment/vote. Also, any spellchecking/editing for readability is always appreciated. 7. Sex isn't a requirement. A story can be incredibly erotic with all characters fully clothed and without sexual contact, and that's most definitely an option for your submission. You may want to label your story as such if you choose to take that route. 8. If you want to submit, but don't want to be identified, that's fine. Just mail it to the keeper of the contest with a note stating that you don't want to be named, and he/she will post it for you. 9. You may want to rename that Senator, especially if it's based on reality. If you're gonna base your characters on real people, don't use any info that they wouldn't want you to publish. Ask before you use real people/names. 10. If you've already written erotic stories elsewhere, feel free to include a link, but make sure that your entry is new to the net. If you'd worked on a story for 4 months and submitted it to compare to other people's 3 week stories, you would have a distinct advantage. If you'd like to publish your entry story, please do so after the contest voting has ended. 11. Most of all, have fun and get your freaky on. Here's your chance to show off your writing and your imagination to your freaky friends, and perhaps even earn some recognition. 12. Multiple submissions are okay.