Friday the 13th

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  1. captainstan

    captainstan this is horse cock in tiny mouth

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    So I just watched a screening of the new Friday the 13th. Its actually not bad. Lives up to the 80's slasher movies. Definitely better than I was expecting...not to mention but there are alot of boobs. Very much a plus.
     
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    does he teleport?
     
  3. planeh

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    Not for anything, but that really matters when you're trying to do a good 80's slasher movie, especially F13...

    I'm going on Friday, should be good.
     
  4. PanasonicYouth

    PanasonicYouth New Member

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    If this film doesn't completely suck balls I'll breathe a sigh of relief.
     
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  6. planeh

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    caught it last night, it was campy and cheesy like the 80's slasher films. I was a little disappointed in the "creativity" of the killings. I wanted more.
     
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    only worthwhile scene was when he hangs the girl over the fire to burn alive while the other dude runs up and gets caught in the bear trap. everything else was pathetic.

    not a good movie at all.
     
  8. drpepperbandit

    drpepperbandit "You can't find the right answer if you ask the wr

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    this movie is sick, fuck the nay-sayers
     
  9. Bojangles6

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    Great movie!
     
  10. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    Horrible..i was so dissapointed. This movie had no plot, so many holes it just didnt make sense.

    The older jasons were awesome for there time...this one sucks balls. Oh and why so many annoying charaters?
     
  11. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    I dont like how the new Jason, runs like barry sanders, sets boobie traps and alert signals, is an electrician, keeps people hostage and assuming he feeds them too.

    Why is there a random pimped out cottage by Jason's lake? ...why it take Jason so long to kill those people who've been going to that pimp cottage before the movie? Whyd it take jason so long to decide to kill the kid who work by the wood chipper? Why the fuck didnt they throw Jason in the wood chipper??? WTF? The cops claimed to have searched for the missing campers...why didnt they see jasons little cottage where his mom head is chilling by a memorial? I can go on forever

    I wish they just stuck with the basics....Kids go to the lake at a camp site...Jason goes cottage to cottage boat to boat killing people. Instead is just a random movie with no plot.
     
  12. ApathyAsylum

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    i like how Jason killed anybody who tried to steal some marijuana.

    Jason = Marijuana PROTECTOR!
     
  13. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    He killed the dude who planted and groomed it
     
  14. planeh

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    you're thinking too much into it. He only bothered people that bothered him. Remember that old lady "he just wants to be left alone". So leave him alone.
     
  15. Sr20magik

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    same shit i said
     
  16. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    He always teleported ..but in this one he magically built and engineered a ho chi min underground trail and runs like a Keynan.

    He always just use to walk in the old ones, then teleport behind a tree or some shit and that was bad ass ..im not digging the new jason
     
  17. Boing

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    :bowdown::rofl::rofl::bowdown:

    I had no intentions of seeing this, but I might based on that review alone.
     
  18. Sgt. Friday

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    while I was skeptical of the tunnel as well, I just left it up to the cheese factor and continued to be entertained.

    I didn't like the running though.
     
  19. Megaton

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    Yeah, true this definitely isn't the teleporting Jason of old. Running after people is kind of cool and setting traps is just efficient man, he's just a killing machine.
     
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    He runs now? :ugh:
     
  21. Sgt. Friday

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    like a linebacker.
     
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    I thought the redneck guy that he killed just said that he found the weed? He didn't really say anything about planting it...

    And on a side note about the marijuana field...
    The first guy who gets killed while looking at the plants is really happy when he first stumbles upon the field... But in REALITY, I would hope that he wouldn't be stupid enough to stand out in the open looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cannabis. Farmers aren't dumb. They don't just leave their fields completely unattended so a bunch of punk ass teenagers can come by and steal a few ounces.
     
  23. Sgt. Friday

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    who said anything about farmers? it was the camp that hadn't been occupied in 20 years.
     
  24. dguy

    dguy She smells like angels ought to smell.

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    You guys are complaining about plot holes in a horror movie? Seriously?
     
  25. 04JETTA

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    :rofl: screw this I pass
     

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