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  1. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    If you get sick of stupid bitches who complain about how they can't get a guy, are so lonely, yadda yadda, and then see the following bullshit posted on the internet, please reply with the revision posted below.

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

    So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

    And... Men?

    Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    Whoever sent this to you thinks you are one of those few women who are apples found at the top of the tree. Send this to anyone you think is at the top of the tree too


    So if you see that shit on anybody's profile, away message, facebook, etc, send them this.

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are lazy and don’t’ wanna crawl up a tree to get an apple that is just gonna make their life miserable. Also, most of the apples up there are stuck up bitches that think they are something special. In reality, they should be poked from the tree and fall, hopefully bruising their skin, which will deter anyone from ever wanting them. Instead, guys get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy….???

    In reality, the apples at the top are the ones who will be rotting. Blasphemy you say? Since the apples at the top are never picked, they will eventually either rot or be overtaken by worms. No guy is gonna crawl up a tree to find some wormy apples.

    So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are absolutely correct. They just have to keep waiting until some guy lowers his expectations and settles for them.

    And men?

    Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and eventually turn into bitch hating machines. It’s up to them to fake out the women who try and stomp them and deliver a swift punch right to the babymaker. Then, take them out to dinner, go to the bathroom right when the check comes, and run out the door leaving her to foot the bill.

    Whoever sent this to you thinks that you are of those people who wants to throw up everytime they read some stupid ass shit written by some lonely girl who can’t get a guy. Send this to someone else who has a sense of humor.
     
  2. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    and don't delete cavey, it could be used for motivation in the weight room.......
     
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    grampositivecocci New Member

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    wtf man, are you honestly this retarded....
     
  4. MaineSucks

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    not reading all of that

    cave... DELETE!
     
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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    it's two different things btw, not just the same thing posted twice
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    that's possibly the greatest chop job ever
     
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    :bowdown: That is some funny ass shit and its totally true.
     
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    Can't... Stop... Laughing... :rofl:
     
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    girls aren't like apples, they're like parking spaces

    all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped
     
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    :bowrofl: yessss
     
  13. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    :rofl: Holy shit thats great. Acura you're fired, Maine is now in line for mod.
     
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    :ugh2:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    This thread is pure comedy, I'm leaving it up for entertainment purposes.
     
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    Nuts in da ass dick in da pussy!
     
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    title change FTW :rofl:
     
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    what the shit is this?:ugh:
     
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    KingLouis Al Capone with a badge

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    No wonder you havent made any real gains over the past year, you spend to much time thinking about this shit and not enough in the kitchen/gym.

    Quit worrying about stupid bitches and move some heavy ass weigh.
     
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    did you ever think that it was maybe you, not the girl?
     
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    He doesnt' need to think that because it is the girl.
     
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