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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I was walking into a hookah bar. A hideous girl on top of the stairs saw me coming up. When I got to the top of the stairs she had this horrible look in her eye... I froze for a moment... she smacked her hands against my cheeks, like it actually hurt, as if someone had slapped me. Then she went in and said "Mwah!" and slobbered on my face. I'm going to carry mace with me now.
     
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    make sure you cum inside
     
  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :rofl: she tried to eat you :noes:
     
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  6. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I should carry mace anyway bc i Don't want to get mugged.. I mean I can't do anything against > 1 guy but the two times I've been mugged it has been one dude.
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Congrats on attracting uggo's.
     
  8. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    thx it makes me feel really good
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl:
     
  10. demosnat

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    wait...what?
     
  11. demosnat

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    Arigeelah crew!
     
  12. Falconer

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    Imagine that happening 50 times a day.

    How you know how a hot chick feels.
     
  13. Falconer

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    I read that 3 times and I still don't know what an Arigeelah is.
     
  14. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    burp in her mouth ftw
     
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    Shi-sha? the shit you smoke out of hookah. there are lots of ways to spell it since its a transliteration. argeelah seems to be popular too.
     
  16. demosnat

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    :rofl:
     
  17. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    That belief will trip you up a little... go out and actually get turned down a few times before concluding that what first comes out of your mouth is too much like "all the others." Most guys don't even have the courage to approach unless they are in a venue where it's socially expected, and there aren't too many people near the girl, and there are absolutely zero guys within five feet of her. I remember Tara Banks pointing out that nobody ever approaches her... she's a supermodel
     
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    Which makes her crazy unapproachable
     
  19. Falconer

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    Or maybe no one approaches her cuz she's not that good looking?

    Remember most men don't give a shit about power or status. We just care if a chick is hot.

    IBhate
     
  20. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    she's hot, at least a 7, knows exactly how to dress.
     
  21. Falconer

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    She's not my type. She's too tall and I saw a pic of her where she had a mustasche.

    I will agree with you that she knows how to dress.
     
  22. Falconer

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    btw dude it's good that you're back here.
     

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