I was walking into a hookah bar. A hideous girl on top of the stairs saw me coming up. When I got to the top of the stairs she had this horrible look in her eye... I froze for a moment... she smacked her hands against my cheeks, like it actually hurt, as if someone had slapped me. Then she went in and said "Mwah!" and slobbered on my face. I'm going to carry mace with me now.