Formula One Grand Prix of Bahrain!

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  1. Rev. Johnny Vegas

    Rev. Johnny Vegas Rectal Ventriloquist

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    Big props to Takumo Sato for taking out JPM. And you gotta love that Mercedes V10 barbeque, errr, engine. :big grin:

    Ferrari 1 & 2 so far. :big grin:
     
  2. OPTIMO

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    Fuck Sato. I'm going to stab you in the fucking neck. Die fucking rat Jap bastard.

    I'll see you at the USGP. :o
     
  3. OPTIMO

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    Why the fuck does Sato even go out? Just sit in the pits with Kimi because you aren't finishing.

    Fucking BAR version of Alex Yoong. :rant:
     
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    I took a shit in Bahrain once.
     
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    Balzz N54 Elitist OT Supporter

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    Schumacher is the devil. No other explanation...what are the chances that temperature drops 20 degrees on raceday in the fucking desert???
     
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    its the truth
     
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    :rofl: I said it before the last race, God loves Schumacher/Ferrari and wants them to win (of course, after I said that it was suggested by another user that he IS, in fact, God himself).

    And what are you guys talking about Sato taking out JPM? He had an accident with Ralf.....unless you're talking about the few seconds they were running side by side at the first corner :dunno:
     
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    Just because Ferrari plans for every contingency, doesn't mean you can hate the best race driver in the world. :fawk:
     
  9. OPTIMO

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    The first poster was misinformed. My rage was properly directed at Sato for a bastardly takeout move on Sato. Sato was passed and should have relinquished his position. Fucking bitch.
     
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    schu > *.driver

    true story.
     
  11. 330R

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    As I stated in the Malaysian GP thread, Ferrari sold their souls to the devil.

    and that was R Schumacher that shut the door on Sato... fuckin Kraut's fault on that one... glad he got the worse of it :rofl:
     
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    Brundle is giving Ralf so much shit about going into the pits to check out his suspension. :rofl:
     
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    I'm not saying Sato is good or anything, but Ralf has a tendancy (been doing it especially bad in this race, must be trying to impress to get some extra contract $$) to just stick his nose into a passing attempt that has absolutely no hope of working, and, I dunno, just hope the other driver GIVES him the corner or something......

    His accident with Sato was both of their faults. Sato should have lifted and Ralf should have been smart enough to leave a bit of space for the possibility that he didn't. It'll be a joke if the "post-race investigation" ends with either of them getting disciplined.
     
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    Um...sato tried to take himself out? I realize he wrecks pretty often, but I'm sure it's not on purpose :p
     
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    they didnt even have toilet paper
     
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    Sorry, typ-o. Sato took out Ralf. My overflowing rage has had an effect on my typing skills.

    Please hold on to P3 JPM. :x:
     
  17. Balzz

    Balzz N54 Elitist OT Supporter

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    :mad: Fucking laptop bluescreened....gotta recapture the whole thing again later today. Bah. I might not do it until tonight since I can't bear to watch it again.
     
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    they have these little lever you press and it flows water

    i guess its supposed to be used like a biday

    weird
     
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    I actually turned the race off for 10 minutes after Kimi's engine let go :mad:
     
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    maybe its bidet
     
  21. 330R

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    how did Sato take out Ralf? Ralf was too aggressive there, entirely. He didn't get in front of Sato, only next to him, and forced him to the edge of the track, off line, and turned in to Sato.
     
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    Yeah, Ralf shut the door on himself on that pass. Minimum, it was a racing incident, but if fault were to be assigned, it would definately be to Ralf.
     
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    God, McLaren is just pathetic this season.
     
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    Griffon comic nerd extraordinaire

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    And if they don't get rid of those shitty Ilmor engines, they can write the next couple of years off too.
     

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