Went out for dinner last night with the BF & GF. The place was a hotel with a couple bars & bistros attached. By the time we got there, only one of each was still open, so we hung out in the bar and ate there. Several beers and a lot of teasing later, the BF asks me if I was to go find a dark corner to have sex. So we leave my hubby & his wife deep in conversation and begin our search. I'm thinking..."Woot, another thing to cross off my list" Finally, we find a dark corner....I lift my skirt, he slides in and the parallel hallway suddenly becomes very noisy. OK, so it is true that they probably wouldn't have looked down the little nook we were in, but then again by the way I was dressed there was no way to hide what we were doing. So after a second attempt and another round of traffic, I made him stop. I have fail at teh freaky and am filled with remorse. Now I have to go find an appropriate skirt for next time.