For Viper: Canned material that worked for me

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  1. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    This is shit that i've personally used and has worked for me. Most of this stuff is credit to TylerDurden of RSD, Mystery, Style, or something i got off the mystery method forums. Here's an added bonus, The Mystery Method structure is a general structure for how you go from meet to sex with a girl, and it goes

    1) Open
    2) Transition (from one conversational topic to a normal conversation)
    3)Attract
    4) Qualify
    5)Comfort
    6) Seduction

    Next to the canned material I will put which number phase it is useful in

    _1_ (classic community openers)
    jealous girlfriend
    bisexual girlfriend
    thong story


    _2_
    best friends test

    _3_
    You're such a dork/loser/nerd etc
    We're broken up, I want my cd's back.
    What else do you like about me?
    Are you rich? Aww I need a rich GF who can support me
    What are you studying? is there money in that, i need a girl who can support me
    you have eye goop
    Let me read your palm.. see this line, it's the retard line, it means you're retarded *hug*

    _4_
    You don't smoke do you?
    You don't do drugs do you?
    Can you cook?

    From here and on it's kind of harder to go canned because it depends on the girl and your real personality

    hope that helped
     
  2. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    yea and then this one time, you showed this girl what you looked like, and then she showed her tits.

    owaitnothatdidn'thappen
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I know this works, but it just blows my mind that it would. If any guy came up to me and said that I'd give him a firm :ugh: face and be completely put off.

    A big beefy dude did this to a friend of mine at a local bar. We all laughed hysterically in his face and turned around.[/quote]
     
  4. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    If a guy is playful and delivers these things right it comes off very well. Unfortunately most guys suck. It's often called teasing or sometimes "flirting"
     
  5. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Are we supposed to take a general message from this, or would it be fair for us to recognize that the guy in your story is but one incongruent chode, who fucked up something that is known to work when done properly?

    I.e., are you implying a general statement about reality based on an anecdote (wherein a guy practiced a canned routine on you before he had internalized it)... or are you just sharing your experiences, as it were, just to chat?
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :dunno: The line was so ridiculous I just can't personally imagine it working on me from any man. I was just sharing the experience because it was triggered.

    Edit: He wasn't an unattractive guy either. Not my type but I'm just pointing out it wasn't his lack of appearance. And he said it as if it were exactly how ware referred to it="canned."

    It was as if he'd been saying it all night long to every girl he found attractive. Not as if he wasn't into it, he definitely was. It just came off ignorant.
     
  7. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Ah. Ok. So what you're saying is that it blows your mind that this shit actually works so well.

    :bigthumb:
     
  8. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    could you expand on those a bit?

    I am not familiar with a lot of them.
     
  9. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    the ones i just gave names for are standard community material just dafs on any pickup forum
     
  10. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    ware ru..... wait are you mkaing fun of canned shit? or are you a proponent now?
     
  11. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    :mamoru: did that one once, but she actually wanted to be the main income source.
     
  12. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    I was always a proponent of canned material in general
     
  13. Victoriono

    Victoriono New Member

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    You must be that one woman out of a hundred that don't understand sarcasm then.
     
  14. chlywly

    chlywly Active Member

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    It doesn't work with all the time; but will work with many women. It's the ones who it won't work with that are more interesting and worthwhile. If a woman fall pray to this; you can usually write her down as flake.
     
  15. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    no. Unless you consider women who have been educated in the top schools in the world as not interesting or worthwhile and "flakes." Maybe consider the lacks in your own game, instead of assuming that the women who don't know how to banter or have fun are somehow more "interesting"? Just a suggestion.

    jk man, "sophisticated women" don't have sex or respond well to teasing. we all know that :rolleyes:
     
  16. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    I'd guess that they are just more apt to see through it.

    I imagine it would work if you are seamless with it.
     
  17. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE THROUGH. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS. IT'S CALLED FLIRTING. They KNOW that you're flirting with them. You're just doing it WELL. You're doing it COMPETENTLY in a way that WORKS and shows you're comfortable and non-needy around women. fucking christ guys go out and meet some guys who have been rugby players all their lives and watch them talk to women. shit
     
  18. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    :rofl:

    I love it when you get angry.

    I meant see through the fact that you are using canned lines instead of your own lines.
     
  19. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    How could they possibly see through that anymore than you can "see through" the fact that your grampa jim has told his same old war story a hundred times to a hundred different groups
     
  20. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    I don't have a grandpa Jim! So there goes that theory :hsugh:
     
  21. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    I don't know. Why can't women think logically? Not everything makes sense brah.
     
  22. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I am sarcastic 90% of my day, so yeah, I get it. It just wouldn't be funny or attractive to me is all :dunno:
     
  23. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Now, I can't be sure, but I think you might've missed something...
     
  24. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    You're right.

    There should be a comma between "sense" and "brah".
     
  25. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Something tells me that you would benefit a lot from using funny canned material
     

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