FRK For BrokenHalo RE: sucking through a straw

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  1. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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  2. Acesn8s

    Acesn8s The Deadman's Hand

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  3. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    "He pinned my arms to the bed, pulled off his big, red nose and
    shoved it into my mouth. He flipped my body over, unfastened
    his giant clown belt and bound my hands behind my back. I
    craned my neck and saw a beaming smile on his face as he
    pulled inch after inch of pastel stockings form his left sleeve.
    He tied my ankles to the bedposts. I was spread-eageld and sil-
    ent, thrilled, and only a little frightened."


    I am horrified at how much that turned me on. :ugh: :rofl:
     
  4. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    Is he a fucking albino or something?
    I thought that whole fad of the weird contacts had worn thin by now.
     
  5. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    I've heard that before.
    But usually in reference to sex with garden tools.
     
  6. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    Wah ha ha ha!!!! :rofl:

    Chocolate lifesaver? Mommy box? it felt like I was digesting a hearty meal only backwards? :rofl:

    Where did you ever find this story? And such a talented writer! Ah ha ha ha!!! [font=tahoma, verdana, arial, helvetica] [/font]
     
  7. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    'I was near orgasm when he lifted his smeared face and yelled,
    "It's party time, Jimmy!"'

    I about peed myself laughing when i read that! :rofl: :rofl: :bowdown:
     
  8. Improvolone

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    Bwahahahahahaha
     
  9. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    I feel so priveledged that you would devote that post to me 420...

    and now I'm definitely sure that I will never felch in my life... ever.

    that and now clowns scare me too. I always loved clowns :wtc:
     
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    Driving myself in circles ...
    That's quite a read at 1:30 in the morning ... I think I burst out laughing so hard I woke up the roommate ... good job guys. :)
     
  11. gamicweevil

    gamicweevil wet pussy

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    boner till the feltching part :hs:
     
  12. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    Well, mostly it was your reference to the straw in another post that reminded me of that story. I had to go dig it up.

    You don't personally remind me of a clown sucking cum out of an ass with a straw...

    hehehe
     
  13. Tornado6

    Tornado6 When the wind set down in funnel form and pulled y

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    To BrokenHalo...

    I'm ever so sorry I've somehow contributed to you being known as "the felch girl."

    :mamoru:
     
  14. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    I will never forgive you Tornado :squint: :love: :mamoru:
     
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    I will definitely never look at a clown the same again, and none of my friends will understand why.
     
  16. chellekat

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    Just when I was getting intrigued by Klowning I read this...
     

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