GUN Florida Man Charged With Assaulting Girlfriend With Cheeseburger

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    Florida Man Charged With Assaulting Girlfriend With Cheeseburger

    Thursday, December 04, 2008

    VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man is facing a domestic violence charge after authorities say he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.

    An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report says 22-year-old Vincent Gonzalez and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home. The report says Gonzalez would not let her out of the vehicle so the woman threw his drink out of the car. In response, Gonzalez allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say Gonzalez again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

    Gonzalez was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

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    I bet it was one of those triple cheeseburgers they have now, we need to ban them no sane person needs more then 1 patty on there bun.

    End this madness ban high capacity burgers!!
     
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    They'd be doing the world a favor if they banned McDonald's food.
     
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    Ban all high calorie hamburger ammunition.
     
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    i heard larue makes some good tactical cheeseburgers. their hi cap patty mags are too fuckin' expensive, though.
     
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    any cheeseburger with more then one beef patty or more then 2 slices of cheese is a high capacity cheeseburger :rofl:
     
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    we need a 10 day waiting period on cheeseburger orders.
     
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    But they already have 15 year old meat :dunno:
     
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    :rofl: i can just imagine a pissed off dude smashing a cheeseburger over his girlfriends face. shits hilarious
     
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    If she's fat she can sue McDonald's for assaulting her with cheeseburgers too :noes:
     

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